A. 急求很經典也很搞笑的英語電影片段！！！！！！！！兩人的！！
樓主，我建議你選周星馳的
一是因為周星馳的電影，年輕人一般都看過，比較熟悉
二是星爺的的台詞和表情都比較誇張，也比較熟適合拿來做舞台表演
有幾個選擇：
一是，《大話西遊》中經典的「如果上天再給我一次機會。。。」
二是，《大內密探00發》中的模仿奧斯卡頒獎典禮那段
三是，《白麵包青天》中的「不要一開口就你個頭」
還有《少林足球》中的「地球是很危險的」，《功夫》中的「別人都已經睡覺了」
B. 英語電影中的5個優美句子
to be severe with oneself and lenient with others. 嚴以責己寬以待人
prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. 富貴結朋友, 患難見真情
Life is happier if it is full of pretty people.
生命是非常美好的，如果生活中充滿了非常有趣的人的話。
Life is just a field of newly fallen snow, and where you choose to walk every step will show.
人生就像剛剛下過雪的一片田野，你從哪裡選擇走路，你的每一個腳印都會顯現出來。
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
生活就是經常發生的一些偶然。
Optimist, a man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.[一個樂觀的人，即使被獅子逼上了樹梢，他也能欣賞美的風景。]
Life is like a fable. It is not measured by its length, but by its content.
生活象一則寓言。它並不是由它的長短來衡量，而是由它的內容來衡量。
Eat to live, but do not live to eat.
吃飯是為了生活，但生活並不僅僅為了吃飯。
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
生活不是一個需要解決的問題，而是一種需要經歷的現實。
There are three things men can do with women, love them, suffer for them and turn them into literature.
世界上的男人能夠為女人做三件事情，愛她們，為她們受苦，把她們變成文學。
literature 文學
When a beautiful woman smiles, somebody's purse weeps.
當一個漂亮女人微笑時，某人的錢包就會流淚。
Nothing comes between you and success.
成功和你之間沒有距離。
There is only one good, that is knowledge, there is only one evil, that is ignorance[5i^nErEns].
世界上只有一種善，那就是知識，世界上只有一種惡，那就是愚昧。
No road is long with good company.
company 公司，朋友，陪伴
有良友相伴，路途雖遠並不遙遠。
With friends at one's side, the life displays all its value.
有了朋友，生命才完整。
Action is the proper fruit of knowledge.行動是知識的巧果。
· A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.戶樞不蠹。
· A crafty knave needs no broker.狡猾的流氓，不需居間人。
· A covetous man is good to none but worse to himself.貪婪的人對別人毫無好處，對自己卻壞處更大。
· A contented mind is perpetual feast.知足常樂。
· A constant guest is never welcome.久住非佳賓，常來不歡迎。
· A common danger causes common action.同仇敵愾。
· A cock is valiant on his own nghill.夜郎自大。
· A close mouth catches no flies.病從口入，禍從口出。
· A clear fast is better than a dirty breakfast.寧為清貧，不為濁富。
· A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.白日不做虧心事，夜半敲門心不驚。
· A clear conscience is a sure card.光明磊落，勝券在握。
· A clear conscience is a soft pillow.問心無愧，高枕無憂。
· A clean hand wants no washing.身正不怕影子斜。
· A cheerful wife is the joy of life.快樂的妻子是生活的樂事。
· A change of work is as good as a rest.調換一下工作是很好的休息。
· Accidents will happen.天有不測風雲。
· A cat may look at a king.貓也有權晉見國王。
· A candle lights others and consumes itself.蠟燭焚自身，光亮照別人。
· A burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井繩。
· A burden of one´s choice is not felt.自己選的擔子不嫌重。
· Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.相聚愛益切，離別情更深。
· A borrowed cloak does not keep one warm.借來的斗篷不暖身。
· A book that remains shut is but a block.有書閉卷不閱讀，無異是一塊木頭。
· A book is the same today as it always was and it will never change.一本好書今天如此，將來也如此，永不改變。
· A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.秋波送盲，白費痴情。
· A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it´s the boundary of the world.坐井觀天。
· A bit in the morning is better than nothing all day.略有勝於全無。
· A bird may be known by its song.什麽鳥唱什麽歌。
· A bird is known by its note, and a man by his talk.聞其歌知其鳥，聽其言知其人
· A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.雙鳥在林不如一鳥在手。
· A beggar´s purse is bottomless.乞丐的錢袋是無底洞。
· A bargain is a bargain.達成的協議不可撕毀。
· A bad workman quarrels with his tools.拙匠常怨工具差。
· A bad thing never dies.壞事傳千年。
· A bad padlock invites a picklock.開門揖盜。
· A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.壞習慣像鮮餡餅，分食要比保存好。
· A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.壞習慣像鮮餡餅，分食要比保存好。
· A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做賊心虛。
· A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做賊心虛
· A bad compromise is better than a good lawsuit.吃虧的和解也比勝訴強。
· A bad bush is better than the open field.有勝於無。
· A bad beginning makes a bad ending.惡其始者必惡其終。
· No wisdom like silence智者寡言
· Necessity knows no law鋌而走險
· Many hands make light work人多好辦事
· Don´t play the goat不要胡鬧
· They』re a barrel of laughs他們很搞笑
· This movie was just a hype這部電影完全是在炒作
· the shortest straw下下簽
· The news came as a bombshell這個消息猶如晴天霹靂
· feeling low意氣消沉
· These are more than old wives´ tales這些可不是無稽之談
· That』ll save your skin那可幫你度過難關
· Every bad has some good 壞事情也有好的一面
· Some things rub them the wrong way他們被惹怒了
· Stay put停住不動
· to fly off the handle突然生氣、發怒
· He is really on the ball他真的思路很敏捷
· got savoir faire言行得體
· He has never rested on his laurels他從不滿足目前的成就
· Jump down someone』s throat生氣地批評
· put a roof over one』s head找個地方安頓
· faced the music報應
· blinded with science無言以對
· Off one』s rocker缺乏理智
· old goat老古板（通常指年長者）
· Welcome！It』s lovely to see you歡迎！見到你真高興！
· What』s gotten into you？你怎麼了？
· Coffee kept them on the go咖啡使他們充滿活力；
· Shine on擱在一旁；
· Monkey（around）with亂動；
· I think I get the drift我知道了；
· get the drift明白，了解
· The meeting will start at 10 o´clock sharp會議十點准時開始；
· like taking candy from a baby形容某事易如反掌
· Home is where the heart is家是心之所在
· From the word go 從頭到尾；
· They help make it less of a dog´s life他們幫忙改善生活；
· Half-baked 不成熟的
· bend the rules at times網開一面
· Spill one』s guts說出實情
· For heaven´s sake！老天！表示驚奇或憤怒的感嘆語
· Fly-by-night不可靠的，不可信任的
· Nervous wreck緊張，激動
· Pull through脫險，渡過難關
· Thumb through 匆匆的閱讀
C. 英語經典搞笑電影片段
我建議樓主不要選老友記 如果是用來表演的 可以選總所周知的片段
可以把不搞笑的 演的搞笑 也就是俗稱的 惡搞 這么滴效果會更好
就算你演了老友記裡面搞笑的片段 很多人也不見得會看得懂哦
那種幽默都比較深層次 要對文化很了解 還要聽得懂才行
D. 英語電影中有趣的句子
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you』re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解為傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇跡每天都在發生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不離)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有沒有為將來打算過呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你離開我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don』t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻煩，不要逞強，你就跑，遠遠跑開)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它讓我如魚得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we』re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我們註定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(這些年我一塌糊塗)
不明白可以追問，求採納，謝
E. 搞笑的英語句子
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn』t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，後來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，於是老子偷了一輛然後求上帝寬恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平，然後用豐富的經驗打敗你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it』s still on the list.
直譯：在這個世界上，我最不願意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有乳酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don』t have a good partner, you』d better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。
8、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can』t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什麼實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什麼。
F. 急求三部英文電影的經典語句，中英文對照。有說的時候的圖片更好（另加分）。每部至少十句。
公民凱恩：
Emily: Really Charles, people will think...
Charles Foster Kane: What I tell them to think.
艾米麗:真的,查爾斯,人們會想……
查爾斯·福斯特·凱恩:我讓他們怎麼想他們就怎麼想。
Thompson: No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who goteverything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something hecouldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explainedanything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guessRosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
湯普森:不,我不這樣看。凱恩先生是一個獲得了他想擁有的一切然後又失去了這一切的人。也許玫瑰花蕾是某種他沒能得到或是失去了的東西。不管怎樣,它並不能用來解釋一切……我不認為可以用一個字來解釋一個人的一生。我猜,玫瑰花蕾也許就是拼圖上的一塊,遺失的一塊。
教父：
1.Behind the great wealth, are hidden evil.
巨大財富的背後，都隱藏著罪惡。
2.Let your friends underestimate the advantages of the enemy overestimate your weaknesses.
讓朋友低估你的優點，讓敵人高估你的缺點。
3.Don』t hate your enemy, or you will make wrong judgment.
不要憎恨你的敵人，那會影響你的判斷力。
4.To be close to your friend, but closer to your enemy.
離你的朋友近些，但離你的敵人要更近，這樣你才能更了解他。
5.Don』t let anybody know what you are thinking.
邁克對文森特說：永遠不要讓任何人知道你心裡在想什麼！
6.I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life — I don』t apologize — to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don』t apologize — that』s my life — but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn』t enough time, Michael. It wasn』t enough time.
我從來沒有想過要帶給你這些。我工作了一輩子，來養家糊口，我沒有道過歉，我不願意當個傻瓜，可我總是在大人物所牽的繩子上跳舞。我不會道歉的，這就是我的本色，不過我也想到過那一點，我想那時候是你的天下，你就是牽繩子的那個人。科利翁尼參議員，科利翁尼州長。好了，時間不多了，邁克爾。時間不多了！ (這是電影中，邁克接位後在花園里他的父親老教父維多的話，這也是整個電影里我覺得教父唯一的一次吐露自己真實內心的話。其中「大人物」指美國的一些政客，維多清楚的知道他們幫助自己是為了利用他獲得政治利益，同時維多也利用他們為自己的「生意」做庇護。顯然維多是不會甘願做木偶的，這也成了後來電影和《教父歸來》一書的線索——邁克努力的讓所有生意合法，卻越陷越深。「既然無論是政治人物，還是黑手黨教父都免不了被人利用，為什麼還要這兩者間費力的轉化？」這個問題邁克的回答是：「這個世界，每一個人都免不了被利用！」 )
阿甘正傳：
2.Life was like a box of chocolate ,you never know what you're gonna get.
人生就像一盒巧克力，你永遠不知道會嘗到哪種滋味.為什麼說巧克力而不說棒棒糖呢，因為在美國巧克力通常有十二快或二十四塊，每個都有不同的包裝和口味形狀和顏色，以前沒有標志。只能拆開放在嘴裡，品嘗了之後才知道個中滋味。
3.There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.Where they're going. Where they've been.
通過人家的鞋可以了解別人很多的東西。
4.You are no different than anybody else is.
你和別人沒有任何的不同，阿甘的媽媽從小就給阿甘一種自信。
5.Stupid is as stupid does.
傻人做傻事。阿甘看似傻人，然而往往是那些自以為是自恃甚高的人做了傻事，所以看一個人是看她的行動而非外表。這是典型的阿甘用語。
6.We were like peas and carrots.
豌豆和胡蘿卜丁，一個圓的，一個方的;一個紅的，一個綠的。它們的共同點雖然沒有太大的味道但營養非常高。故但在美國烹飪時做為主食的點綴，而且它倆都是同時出現。故引申為形影不離。
7.There must be someing can be done.
不同的與其可以傳遞不同的信息，在電影里阿甘媽媽側身，眼神里充滿的誘惑，對校長曖昧的說了這句話。校長沒有領會錯她的意思～～女孩子甚用!!
G. 急求各類英文電影中的搞笑台詞。要那種在純英語環境下才有笑點的。
「Your future depends on your dreams.「 So go to sleep.
「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」，所以還是再睡一會吧。
————《加菲貓》