㈠ 求一篇3人3分鍾的英文短劇劇本，難度適中，要關於學校生活的，搞笑一點，有情節 在線等 速度 重謝
A---teacher C---student B---作弊的那個（英文不會寫|||）
A:Let's have a class.Today we will take a exam.
B to C:Wow!I'm afraid that i will fail the exam!
C:oh!Don't be afraid!Believe yourself.
B:But...
A:ok!Let's start the exam!Please don't cheat in an examination!
B(自言自語):What can i do for myself?I'm afraid!
開始考試……
B（自言自語）：oh my god!What's this?I want to pass the exam,i want to C's papers,but...
B to C:Please help me !I don't know how to do this.I wangt your papers.I know you are my best friend!
C:I'm sorry.I'm your best friend but i can't do that! I think you can write down your anwser by yourself.Please believe yourself!
㈡ 急需3女3男級搞笑小品。
小明:爸爸,你的襪子上是不是破了個洞?
爸爸:當然沒有!
小明:那你怎麼把腳伸進去啊?
還有
如此父女
女兒：爹di，今天我拾到了10塊錢，不過我還給那個人了。
爸爸：goou girl，人家有沒有跟你講Thank you啊？
女兒：沒有啊，他拉我的耳朵我才把錢還給他的，
他哪裡會講Thank you。
爸爸：（吃驚！）
（觀眾：哈哈哈哈……）
女兒：爸爸，如果地上有一張5塊，一張10塊你會拿哪一張呢？
爸爸：當然是拿10塊的啦！
女兒：爸爸你很笨誒，你不會兩張都拿啊！
爸爸：（輕聲）啊！
（觀眾：哈哈哈哈……）
女兒：爸爸，為什麼上個月那個人找你討錢，你告訴他沒有錢還他，這個月那個人又來找你討錢，你又說沒有錢還他？
爸爸：哎呀，爸爸要首信用嘛。
女兒：（吃驚！）
（觀眾：哈哈哈哈……）
女兒：爹di，今天在學校，老師叫我們捐錢。
爸爸：啊！那你有沒有講你沒有錢？
女兒：我講了，可是她說你有。
爸爸：（吃驚！）
（觀眾：哈哈哈哈……）
女兒：爸爸，為什麼別人的屋子那麼大，我們的屋子卻這么小？
爸爸：爸爸沒有錢嘛。
女兒：那怎麼樣才可以住大大間的房子呢？
爸爸：你要好好用功讀書，長大了就可以賺多多的錢，就可以住大大間的房子咯！
女兒：那你為什麼小時候不好好讀書？
爸爸：（吃驚！）
（觀眾：哈哈哈哈……）
㈢ 大家有知道適合3人role play的英語電影或美劇嗎要搞笑的，可以活躍氣氛的，十分感謝！
3人英文role play 可以用美劇《瘋狂老爸箴言錄》(Shit My Dad Says), 裡面有很多是3人的場面，很搞笑。 所以適合你的搞笑和活躍氣氛的要求。
㈣ 有沒有誰可以推薦一部短，英文視頻，就是比較幽默搞笑的，一定要是3個人的對話。 有人可以幫我在，電影
頭一次到阿壩。和一個共事的藏妹兒學習騎馬，我問她：「從來沒有見過這么大的草原，它有名字嗎？」藏妹兒咯咯笑道：「有啊，這里叫離離原！」
等等，我先想個辦法看一下她積分再告訴你們後面的進展。
㈤ 八分鍾左右的三男三女英語短劇，勵志，情感動人，有教育意義，請大家盡快回復，謝謝。
孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother (JMforshort) 劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson (MSforshort) 強盜Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Everybody says that I』m henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Goan dask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
標題: 孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
【5人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英語短劇】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短劇
【The Gifts （禮物）】中英文短劇劇本
【4人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan
㈥ 求 4人英語話劇 三男一女 5 -10分鍾 最好是搞笑的
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman』s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改 http://tieba..com/f?kz=157763042 自己去看吧。。。什麼都有。。 Scene1（At Salesman』s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
Characters：
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20years.Now,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.
Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)
Xiaofu：Tax！Pay the tax！
Dabao：(change faces)
Taxi?Where is the taxi?Here's no taxi.
Xiaofu：Tax！T---A---X！
Dabao：What's the tax?I just know taxi！Do you want me to call ataxi for you?6JJ Taxi--！Taxi--！
Xiaofu：Enough！Are you the vendor?
Dabao：No,No,No,no！I'm just have alook.The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu：Not the vendor?Impossible！you've been here for 2hours.6JJ Dabao：Really?(Xiaofu：Yes,of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao：It's abig bug！
Xiaofu：Oh.Don't waste my time！Please pay the tax--10Yuan！
Dabao：10yuan?！My god.I had just earned 20Yuan one day！5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones.
Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter.
7Yuan,my lovely beauty.
Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao：What asmart woman！Bad luck！I'm bankrupt.I have to change my place.
Hope Iwould not meet her any more！Let's go！Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大寶。
史先生：稅收是國家財政收入的首要來歷。在過去的20年中，稅收部分和上稅人的關系有了明顯轉變
。此刻，稅收部分--小福和上稅人--賣羊肉串的大寶將會上演這個轉變。好生在1980年的一幕。
(1980年首都三里河的一個市場)
大寶：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，來點羊肉串吧。(羊肉串掉了
又撿了起來)
小福：交稅，交稅！
大寶：(換了臉色)計程車?哪有計程車?這沒有計程車。
小福：交稅！交--稅！
大寶：什麼是交稅?我就知道有計程車！你想讓我幫你叫計程車嗎?計程車--！計程車--！
小福：夠了！你笑話大全是老闆嗎?
大寶：不，不，不，不是！我就是隨便看看。老闆去茅廁了。
小福：你--不是老闆?不成能！你已經在這呆2小時了。
大寶：是嗎?(小福：當然。)你怎麼知道的?
小福：我工作室的窗口就沖這開！我已經注重你2個小時了。
大寶：好大的蟲子啊！
小福：別華侈我的時間！請上稅--10元！
大寶：10元?我的天啊。我一天才掙20元！5元行嗎?
小福：別騙我了，你已經掙過200元了。
大寶：6元，親愛的姐姐?
7元，美麗的女人。
大寶：不是你剛才說的，也不是我剛才說的，讓咱們再從頭定一個。8元，怎麼樣?
小福：(四處看了下)好吧，就這樣，但是沒有發票。
(大寶付了8元，小福離開了)
大寶：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破產了！我得換個地兒。希望不會再遇到她。走！加把油再好好找找
㈦ 適合截取經典橋段拍成微電影的英文電影，四個人，三女一男