『壹』 英語搞笑短劇
老同學（搞笑校園短劇）
演員：小石頭 老乾巴 大雜面 小丹
小丹：這不嘛，大學畢業十來年，當年的同學見面都難，有的有錢有的沒錢，窮的不把富來奔，富的與窮家也無言。同學情感可不能白費，所以我們今天啊開個同學會，只為交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大雜面：小丹吶，你咋還忙活呢，快做飯吧，老同學都快來了。哎，我還得告訴你幾句：今天時間也不晚了，記住今天聚會趙衛鋒是重點，他現在是辛氏企業的經理，百分百一個大款。咱今天要是把他整高興了，那咱們就抱住那金飯碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：你怎麼那麼見錢眼開呢？難道同學之間也要講錢？
大雜面：小丹你咋這么不懂事呢，同學同學，同樣是學生但不一樣學習。當年學習不努力，他窮了也不能和咱們生氣啊，當年刻苦學習的，他有錢也證明是自己努力。你好比當年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折騰的，活動參加不少，就是不努力學習，聽說畢業就失業了，現在在家種地，你說這是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎麼也是同學啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大雜面：啊，對啊，你曾經還和辛井水談過一段戀愛，怪不得你一直在為他說話呢。你們可別當著我的面情情愛愛，別怪我翻臉讓他歇菜！
小丹：你！哼！（生氣的下）（大雜面坐下看報紙）
小石頭：（接電話）外！我是趙衛鋒，哎呀，辛總啊，對來大雜面家開同學會，您放心吧，我一定會把這事辦的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再見！
（敲門）開門！
大雜面：來了，你好你是？
小石頭：我是趙衛鋒！
大雜面：衛鋒，哎呀！（擁抱）我想死你了，咱們十年沒有見面了吧，我都想四你了！怎麼樣您母親還好嗎？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您父親還好吧？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您家裡都好吧？
小石頭：還好！
（小丹出來）
小丹：哎呀！小石頭啊！
小石頭：恩？你是？
大雜面：小石頭？哎？這位是趙衛鋒趙經理，你怎麼能……
小丹：啊，原來是趙經理啊，那你們坐下聊啊！
（趙衛鋒手機響，接電話）
小石頭：外，辛總啊！什麼？好，我馬上過去！
老同學，我公司有點事情我得馬上過去，好嗎？咱們有機會再聚！
（趙衛鋒下）
大雜面：完了，完了，他走了，這同學會還開啥了？餃子包了，來人就喝茶吧！
（老乾巴上，敲門）
小丹：誰啊？
老乾巴：我！
小丹：老乾巴？
老乾巴：小丹？誒呀嗎呀
小丹：誒呀！
大雜面：小丹誰啊？
小丹：老乾巴快進來！軍言，你看誰來了
大雜面：啊，送煤氣罐的吧，放里邊吧！
小丹：他好似咱們的老同學老乾巴啊
大雜面：老乾巴？哪個老乾巴啊
老乾巴：不認識我了？大雜面？你忘了我，我可記得你呀！
大雜面：我叫張軍言不叫大雜面，（不屑的）裡面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老乾巴的手）老乾巴，現在幹啥呢，可挺長時間沒有看見你了啊。
老乾巴：啊，我那什麼……
大雜面：咳！小丹，你去燒點開水去！
老乾巴：大雜面！不張軍言，你現在幹啥啊？
大雜面：呀，也沒幹啥！就搞幾個小項目唄！
老乾巴：啥項目啊？
大雜面：啊，沒啥，也就是給北極星供暖，把太平洋變淺，克隆一個北朝鮮，再把黑洞填滿。
老乾巴：誒呀！那你還挺忙啊！
大雜面：呵呵，一般！老同學，那你忙寫啥啊都？
老乾巴：我跟你比起來差遠了，成天凈鼓動農作物了。
大雜面：（驕傲的）那也行，一年也能對付個一兩千！
老乾巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——萬！
大雜面：啊，八九百？萬？不是我說你老乾巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱們當年都農村出來的，誰不知道一年掙多少啊，啊？你有啥困難到我這你裝啥啊，我也不是不能幫你。我這現在家業好幾十萬，光自行車我就好幾個。等會你把那個89年的推走吧，沒事別老走著多累，騎去唄！
老乾巴：恩，我沒走著！
大雜面：騎倒騎驢啊？那玩意更累疼，還不如自行車呢！
老乾巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：你們嘮啥呢？來喝水！
大雜面：小丹，把咱們家那些破衣服啥的給老乾巴拿走點，買衣服太貴了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出一件衣服）
大雜面：你拿那不我的衣服嗎？
小丹：那你不說給老乾巴嗎？
大雜面：我說你塞暖氣空子里那幾件！
小丹：那還能穿嗎？
大雜面：老乾巴他還能嫌咱們吶？
老乾巴：沒事，老同學嘛，永遠都是老同學！
小丹：老乾巴，還沒有吃飯吧？
大雜面：嘖！人家老乾巴還能不吃飯？再說咱家菜油太大，老乾巴能吃慣嗎？回頭再拉肚子可咋整。給老乾巴包幾個饅頭拿走，人家老乾巴沒准還有急事呢！
小丹：張軍言，你是不是有點過分了？
老乾巴：那什麼，沒事，小丹，軍言你們忙著啊，我先走了！
（趙衛鋒敲門）
大雜面：這又是誰啊？這個鬧停！
（開門）
大雜面：誒呀！衛鋒！誒呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天別走了啊，就在這住！
小石頭：不的了，我們懂事長在這吧？
大雜面：懂事長？沒有啊！
老乾巴：（過來）小石頭，事情辦妥了？
小石頭：辛哥，辦妥了，外商直接就撥款2000萬！
老乾巴：好，咱們走吧！
大雜面：辛哥！誒呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去買海鮮，辛哥，今天別走了，我給你定酒店！誒呀，快給辛哥泡龍井啊，這破衣服你又翻出來幹啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老乾巴：軍言……
大雜面：辛哥你還是叫我大雜面親切！
老乾巴：你還記得自己曾經叫大雜面？你記得你這個名字怎麼來的嗎？
大雜面：當然記得，小的時候家裡窮，我每天都帶一個玉米面上學，同學們都叫我大雜面，但是沒有一個人瞧不起我，他們都來幫助我！
老乾巴：那時候我每天都帶一個糖饅頭上學，每次都用饅頭換你的雜面吃。不是我愛吃雜面，而是我想讓你知道，世界上除了錢之外，還有情感存在！軍言，對辛懂事長你就可以請海鮮，住酒店，對老乾巴你就連多呆一會你都不願意嗎？老同學老同學，就算我們再有錢，也不能忘記了曾經的老同學啊！
大雜面：老乾巴！嗚——
（音樂響起）
~~~
Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assious study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students? Dumplings package,來人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,沒啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiu year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiu? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This鬧Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!誒ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!誒ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
(Music sounded)
『貳』 英語搞笑短劇，5—10 分鍾！7人左右！急！
前台小姐：「hello?」
老外：「hi.」
前台小姐：「you have what thing?」
老外：「can you speak English? 」
前台小姐：「if I not speak English, I am speaking what?」
老外：「can anybody else speak English? 」
前台小姐：「you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.」 老外：「good heavens. anybody here can speak English?」
前台小姐：「 shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.」
老外：「I want to speak to your head.」
前台小姐：「head not zai.you tomorrow come.」
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地點:Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It』s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end
六人
On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六個高中生走在回家的路上,一邊聊天,一邊笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥們,你們放學後干什麼啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大夥(唱) 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳(跺腳)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大夥(唱)如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(對D說) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(裝打哈欠)我恨不得馬上躺在沙發上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大夥E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打個盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意識到E不見了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(對F說) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.剛才還在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大夥四處尋找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指遠處)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一個流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜歡狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗樣子很兇唉.
A: we』d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我們快叫他別理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大夥(大聲叫)E! 回來!回來!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快過去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大夥跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著(裝疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎麼樣?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(搖頭,疼叫)
A: let』s call for help!
快叫救護.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近沒有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去醫院吧!
All: let』s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.
They go to the hospital.
他們朝醫院走去.
The End
劇終
不知道你們會不會唱那首歌」If you』re happy and you know it」, 如果不會就照讀好了.唱歌的話效果會好些.
『叄』 英語搞笑短劇 5分鍾左右 急求
這是我寫的兩人小劇.是反應基本的衛生習慣的問題.不知你是否喜歡?
人物: Alex 和 Bob
地點:學生宿舍
Flushing the Toilet沖廁所
A: Oh my god, what a stinky smell! Who didn't flush the toilet?
天啊,這么臭氣熏天啊? 誰沒沖廁所呀?
B: (reading a book silently)(靜靜地看書)
A: Bob, is that you again?
Bob, 又是你乾的好事?
B: what? what about me?
什麼? 我又怎麼了?
A: You didn't flush the toilet.
你用了廁所沒沖!
B: I did.
我沖了.
A: No. you didn't. The stinky smell is unbearable.
你沒有! 這臭氣熏天,簡直無法忍受.
How could you sit here quietly and read your book as if nothing had happened?
你怎麼還可以在這靜靜地看書,好象啥事都沒有.?
B: I didn't smell anything.
我沒覺得臭呀.
A: I am sure it's you. How could you not smell anything. Go flush the toilet now!
那一定是你乾的. 怎麼可能什麼都聞不到? 快去沖廁所!
B: I remember I did flush it. (He went to the bathroom to flush the toilet.)
我記得我是沖了.(他走進廁所,沖洗馬桶)
A: Don't you ever do that again. That's barbarian.
我警告你以後別再這樣啊. 那是非常不文明的行為.
B: well, I'll try to remember. ( Bob is eating some cookies now.)
嗯,我盡量記住. ( Bob 拿起些餅干在吃)
A: Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet?
你沖完廁所有沒有洗手呀?
B: Do I have to?
要洗手嗎?
A: Oh my god! I think I need to change the room right now..
天啊! 我還是換間寢室好了.
The end 劇終
『肆』 求搞笑的英語短劇
阿甘正傳的片斷
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
灰姑娘
白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My Prince! My happyness! and the country』s future!
灰姑娘(慌亂,安慰) :My sisters, don't cry! I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!
(母女三人一通忙亂後) : Goodbye, our lively girl!
第二幕
(魔女騎著一把幾乎掉光了的掃把登場)
旁白 :Oh, 哈里波特!
(魔女撞到灰姑娘)
灰姑娘(怒) :Who are you ?
魔女(得意) :I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch. I can give you all the thing you wish.
灰姑娘 : Really? Do you kown King』s party? I want to go, but------(低頭看自己的破衣服)
魔女(大笑) :Don』t worry. It is easy for me! Look, clothes, shose,car-----
灰姑娘(面露欣喜,撲向鞋子) :Oh, how beautiful glass shoses!
魔女 :Wear it, and go !
第三幕
(富麗堂皇的大廳里,音樂飄揚,人聲鼎沸.女士們翹首以待)
侍衛(擊杖) :Welcome the Prince.
(鼓掌,歡呼)
國王(嚴肅) : Please be quiet! As everybody knows, today I will chooes a beautiful, slim, homorous, and long hair girl for my son----(轉身,指向王子),handsome, strong, tall, and brave!
(王子做害羞狀)
眾女士 :How lively! How handsome! (做陶醉狀,沖向前,將王子團團圍住)
(此時,飛出一女,持扇 「殺出一條血路」)
(王子與灰姑娘共舞,突然手機鈴聲響起)
王子 :Who』s phone?
灰姑娘 :Oh, it』s my phone!(掏手機邊跳舞,邊接電話) This is Cinderella, speaking!
魔女 :It 12』clock, game will be over, come back quickly!Or you』ll change back!(開始敲鍾)
灰姑娘 :Oh, I must go!(慌忙中跑,掉了一隻鞋)
王子(檢起鞋,追) :Wait! You forget give me you name, and you phone number!
王子(注視姑娘遠去,悲情) :I』ve lost her!
第四幕
旁白 : Since the party, Prince fall in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl. He issued a proclamation, 「Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince!」
(王子帶著士兵到處找人試鞋)
士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士甲試鞋) Oh, your foot is too big!
士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士乙試鞋) Oh, my God, what a terrible smell! Of coures not you !
旁白 :A t lat, the Prince come to Cinderella 『s home.
(兩姐站在門口,花痴狀) :Oh, the Prince is coming, he is so handsome! He is so cool!
士兵(拿著鞋) :Please try the galss shoe.
(兩姐妹正搶): Oh, it is my shoe! ------Oh, it is my shoe!
(士兵奪過鞋,遞給大姐): You first!(大姐拿過鞋,卻怎麼也穿不進去)
士兵 : Stop doing that. You foot is too long, you will break the shoe!
二姐(得意) :I said, it is my shoe.(搶過鞋,試穿,費了九牛二虎之力終於穿上,走開來)
二姐 : ****, too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉腳,鞋飛到灰姑娘身上)
繼母(怒吼) : Why are you here? Back to kitchen! Wash the dishes!
士兵 : Wait! Every girl must try !
繼母 : She is drity! It is couldn』t be her!(灰姑娘默,輕松的穿上了鞋)
王子(歡呼) :Oh, it fits! I found you !(王子和灰姑娘擁在一起)
旁白 :The Prince was delighted to found her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were merried. They lived happily ever after!
『伍』 搞笑的英語短劇
送個兩個 ，你自己選一個，第一個比較搞笑 ，第二個比較簡單 你自己看著辦 ，但願有你喜歡的 ！
英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue本文轉自：www.coffbar.com小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is WuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地獄)! (內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
MyGod!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I『ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter Haven『t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下)
Act3本文轉自：
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still
dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)
2、英語短劇：小兔子乖乖
時間：陽光明媚的星期天早晨
地點：鳥語花香的動物王國
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高興極了。在小河邊，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳撓腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳進水裡，一會兒就幫Miss Cat抓到了魚。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck繼續趕路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，連忙跑過去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一條手帕幫Miss Rabbit包紮好傷口，然後扶著她回家。）
Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱著歌又開始上路了，走著走著，他看到Mr Dog坐在家門口，看上去非常著急。）
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信遞給Little Duck，Little Duck很仔細地將信的內容讀給Mr Dog聽。）
Dog：（滿意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬頭看看掛在半空中的太陽）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的頭）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog馱著Little Duck一路歡歌笑語向外婆家跑去……）
『陸』 急求一份英語幽默短劇.～！
（一）
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
（二）
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving
births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and
says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
（三）
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that』s 3 together."
The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished
for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,」 It』s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,」 Wow! That』s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly
fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed
to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile
phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said
calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then
the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and
next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
fool_fox
標題：I'm the boss
內容：The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
Wife's picture
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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7《洋蔥電影》，惡搞的一部電影
『捌』 搞笑英語話劇劇本
搞笑7人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
演員表：西門吹雪、葉孤城、花滿樓、king、路人、上官雪兒
旁白
道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birds are dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y與X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:, Never mind baby.
X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
Y:,I won』t change my name! no matter what happens. I』m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?
X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don』t kill me! Let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:I don』t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?
Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don』t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X搶過牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks,
Y:Do you still want to kill me ?
X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I』m sure I won』t!
Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don』t beat you this time, you』ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!
X捂著肚子，蹲下（做痛苦狀）：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit
（一人路過，x起身跑過去）
X可憐狀: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y:byebye (以勝利者的語氣，轉頭,看見 花滿樓)
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in 「WC」 .
H驚訝:Now you are the best in the world !
Y:You are right !
H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.
Y:Yes,It』s very good.
H:Ok, follow me, Let』s go to see my king!
第二幕：無間道
H:My dearest ! let me introce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng.
K:sit down plese, yegucheng.
Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?
King:yes,I will.
Y:That』s good. Can you give me a MM ?
K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
Y:of course.
美女出場
M:hello，帥鍋..
K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let』s have a ritual.
H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?
Y: Yes,I do.
K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音樂停）
X唱著上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?
Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.
X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgive you? Why ?
Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I』ll tell you 「 I love you 」 , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady』s 「WC」!
Y:I like going lady』s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X:milk?I love you.
K:Don』t say that 「you love me」. I』ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !
X:What? (側耳裝著聽不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂著肚子，蹲下)
M: oh,what happened?（看著X，做驚嚇狀）are you ok?（跑到西門吹雪身邊）
Y :do you want to go to wc?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.
M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?
M: actually,I』m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.
K驚訝: !you—you—You are X』lover?
Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(輕聲說)let me tell you,Xwill die.
M撲倒在X的身邊：X,do』t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !
K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn』t resume !
(M忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起)
Y痛苦狀:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音樂停)
（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）
M: X , oh , no ,you can』t die ,we will go home together .
X:go home ! ?
M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.
X: promise me,you』ll get on well,and you』ll never let go.
M I promise . I will never let go（X死） ,
M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !
—來自於網路