英語電影題目翻譯具有幽默美

⑴ 10句經典英語電影並翻譯

一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救贖》
1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鳥兒是註定不會被關在牢籠里的，它們的每一片羽毛都閃耀著自由的光輝。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.
那是一種內在的東西, 他們到達不了,也無法觸及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
希望是一個好東西,也許是最好的,好東西是不會消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正傳》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事(傻人有傻福)。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇跡每天都在發生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不離。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有沒有為將來打算過呢。
6． You just stay away from me please.
求你離開我。

⑵ 求英語作文100單詞左右題目《我最喜歡的電影》最好是帶翻譯的。。

I love watching films, any kind of films, but my chief love would be romcoms (romantic comedies). Since I am living abroad, the movies I watched were mostly foreign made and I seldom have the chance to watch a Chinese one.
If you ask me which one is my favourite then I probably would not be able to name it because I love many of them and can not say which one or ones were the best. Though I can name a few most impressive ones, such as "Four weddings and a funeral", "What happen in LA", "Nottinghill" , "Romancing the stone" and "A cinderella story" etc.

我很喜愛觀看電影，無論任何電影。但我最愛的還要算是愛情喜劇。因為我居於國外，所以我觀看我每多是外國拍攝的電影，很少有機會看中國攝制的。若你要問我那一部是我最喜歡的，那我卻無法告訴你，因為很多部我都喜歡。不過我卻可以說出幾部較為突出的，如 : "Four weddings and a funeral", "What happen in LA", "Nottinghill" , "Romancing the stone" and "A cinderella story" 等等。

已替你寫了，這數大約一百，希望你會滿意。
很樂意能夠幫到你，希望會對你有助。
若不明白請繼續問，如滿意敬請採納，O(∩_∩)O謝謝你。

⑶ 求十部英語電影的經典台詞加翻譯、帶出處、每部十句、別粘貼、求新意、、

《羅馬假日》

Reporter: And what, in the opinion of Your Highness, is the outlook for friendship among nations?

記者：那麼，以殿下的觀點來評價，兩國之間的前景如何呢？

Princess Ann: I have every faith in it... as I have faith in relations between people.

安娜公主：我對此非常有信心…正如我堅信兩國人民之間的友誼。

Joe Bradley: May I say, speaking for my own... press service: we believe Your Highness's faith will not be unjustified.

喬·布拉德雷：我可以說嗎，為我自己…的報社說說：我們殿下的信仰是勿庸置疑的。

Princess Ann: I am so glad to hear you say it.

安娜公主：我很高興聽到你能這么說。

Another reporter: Which of the cities visited did Your Highness enjoy the most?

另一個記者：訪問的城市當中，殿下最喜歡哪一個呢？

General Provno: [prompting] Each, in its own way...

將軍普若夫諾：（提示）每一個，都有它獨特之處…

Princess Ann: Each, in its own way, was unforgettable. It would be difficult to - Rome! By all means, Rome. I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live.

安娜公主：每一個城市都有其獨特之處，令人難忘。這很難說，羅馬！不管怎麼說，就是羅馬。我將會永生永世珍惜我訪問此地留下的回憶。

Princess Ann: I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.

安娜公主：我現在不得不離開你。我要去那個角落並且轉彎。你必須留在車內並且開車走。答應我不要看我走過那個角落。只要開走並且讓我留下就像我離開你。

Joe Bradley: All right.

喬·布拉德雷：好的。

Princess Ann: I don't know how to say goodbye. I can't think of any words.

安娜公主：我不知道該如何說再見。我不能想出說什麼。

Joe Bradley: Don't try.

喬·布拉德雷：那就算了。

⑷ 英語（最好出自電影名也寫上）有中文翻譯的比較優美的文段20+句

1.《阿甘正傳》
我不覺得人的心智成熟是越來越寬容涵蓋，什麼都可以接受。相反，我覺得那應該是一個逐漸剔除的過程，知道自己最重要的是什麼，知道不重要的東西是什麼。而後，做一個純簡的人。
I don't think that when people grow up, they will become more broad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it's aselecting process, knowing what's the most important and what's the least. And then be a simple man.
2.《泰坦尼克號》
一個人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富，它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people ring the lifetime. When youfinally get your own happiness, you will understand the previoussadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love
3.《當哈利遇見莎莉》
愛情是燈，友情是影子，當燈滅了，你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最後可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.《剪刀手愛德華》
我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with you.
5.《戀夏500天》
愛情，要麼讓人成熟，要麼讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.《如果能再愛一次》
舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜，大多數人的愛情，都是負重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.《廊橋遺夢》
我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用一分鍾的時間去認識一個人，用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人，再用一天的時間去愛上一個人，到最後呢，卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone
8.《藍莓之夜》
一個人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風景，聽陌生的歌，然後在某個不經意的瞬間，你會發現，原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
9.《初戀50次》
年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長，終於領悟到愛一個人，就算用一輩子的時間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人，體諒這個人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love.All this needs a very big mind.
10.《單身公寓》
當明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最後成為記憶里不再重要的某一天，我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車里，與相鄰列車交錯時，彷彿自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up.And we become different.
11.《分手信》
離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.《曾經》
曾經擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬於自己的，不要放棄。已經失去的，留作回憶。
Don』t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can』t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.《西雅圖夜未眠》
我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的准則。比如愛一個人，充滿變數，我於是後退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.《兩小無猜》
好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
15.《冷山》
在自己面前，應該一直留有一個地方，獨自留在那裡。然後去愛。不知道是什麼，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠都沒有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
16.《天使愛美麗》
有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦？我們總以為那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發現，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up with the time.
17.《附註我愛你》
在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.
18.《英國病人》
一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時間，一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding
19.《返老還童》
我知道這世上有人在等我，盡管我不知道我在等誰。但是因為這樣，我每天都非常快樂。
I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.
20.《戀戀筆記本》
一生至少該有一次，為了某個人而忘了自己，不求有結果，不求同行，不求曾經擁有，甚至不求你愛我。只求在我最美的年華里，遇到你。
In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor love. Just sk for meeting you in my most beautiful years.
21.《飛屋環游記》
幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃，想被愛的時候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It』s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

⑸ 一篇英語影評~100個詞左右!符合初一水平 還要說出電影名~還有翻譯，起一個好的題目

A Film Review of Kung Fu Panda
The film Kung Fu Panda is a comedy.It was set in 2008.The leading character is a panda called Po.It』s a story about Po.He is lazy and fat .His dream is to be a Kung Fu master.Hower,nobody thinks he can do it.To make his dream come true,he goes to a temple to learn if from a master.From then on ,his hard life begins.In the end he becomes a real Kung Fu master and defeats his enemy ,his formal brother Tai Long.The film is great for everyone,especially children.I give it 8 out of ten.

⑹ 求幾部帶中英文的搞笑電影，一定要有中英文翻譯，而且搞笑的

恩 驚聲尖笑4 在迅雷看看裡面有 是中英文翻譯的

⑺ 求一些英語電影里的經典台詞

電影中，角色演繹的是電影里的人生，但台詞，卻說出了我們每個人的故事。

所以有人說「台詞，是電影的精華！透過它，我們才能領悟電影的真諦。」

台詞，還是文化背景的縮影，它有那種「一句話，就能說透一個時代」的力量。

台詞，是對生活的洞察、對生命的詮釋，也是給我們希望的強心劑。

所以今天鯨寶為大家帶來了一些出自經典電影的經典台詞，也許它們能在你迷茫或困頓的時候，給你帶去希望。

兄弟連

Band of Brothers

▌You played put your happiness, but on a piano that was not infinite! I learned to live that way.

在有限的鋼琴上，我自得其樂，我過慣那樣的日子。

▌But 2000 people at a time, and there were wishes here.

這艘船每次只載客兩千，既載人，又載夢想。

⑻ 英語短笑帶翻譯著名的有題目

精選幽默爆笑的英語笑話
Effective
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
有效
湯姆早上老起不來，所以上班總是遲到。他的老闆非常生氣，警告他如果他不能有所改善的話就炒他的魷魚。於是，湯姆去看醫生，醫生給了他一顆葯丸並告訴他要在睡覺前服下這顆葯。湯姆照醫生的話做了，睡得非常之好，事實上，他在早上鬧鍾響之前就起來了。湯姆從容不迫地吃完早餐，然後興高采烈地開車上班去了。 「老闆」，湯姆說，「那葯真管用，我的睡眠好極了!」 「是夠管用的，」老闆說，「問題是，昨天你人哪去了」?
New employees
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
新員工
一個年輕人在被僱用幾個星期後，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。
「這是什麼意思?」經理問，「當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。」
「嗯，」年輕人回答，「你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想像力的人嘛。」
Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
炸雞
老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，「傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?」
傑克想了想，回答，「炸雞，老師。」
Who thinks you're stupid, stand up?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
誰認為自己蠢就站起來?
一個老師在對學生們講心理學，「誰認為自己蠢就站起來?」她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
「你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?」老師問。
「不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。」
At Auction Fair
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."
On hearing the news, another chap(小夥子，傢伙) shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣會上
拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，裡面裝有重要文件。物主說：「有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。」
話剛出口，就聽有人喊：「我出300美元。」

⑼ 英語經典電影台詞20句要翻譯

一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救贖》

1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.

你知道，有些鳥兒是註定不會被關在牢籠里的，它們的每一片羽毛都閃耀著自由的光輝。

2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.

那是一種內在的東西, 他們到達不了,也無法觸及的,那是你的。

3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

希望是一個好東西,也許是最好的,好東西是不會消亡的。

二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正傳》

1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

生命就像一盒巧克力，結果往往出人意料。

2.Stupid is as stupid does.

蠢人做蠢事(傻人有傻福)。

3.Miracles happen every day.

奇跡每天都在發生。

4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.

我和珍妮形影不離。

5.Have you given any thought to your future?

你有沒有為將來打算過呢。

6． You just stay away from me please.

求你離開我。

7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.

你若遇上麻煩，不要逞強，你就跑，遠遠跑開。

8． It made me look like a ck in water.

它讓我如魚得水。

9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

死亡是生命的一部分，是我們註定要做的一件事。

10． I was messed up for a long time.

這些年我一塌糊塗。

11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.

我不懂我們是否有著各自的命運，還是只是到處隨風飄盪。

三《The Lion King獅子王》

1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.

世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。

2. I laugh in the face of danger.

越危險就越合我心意。

3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.

我只是在必要的時候才會勇敢，勇敢並不代表你要到處闖禍。

4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

如果這個世界對你不理不睬，你也可以這樣對待它。

5. It's like you are back from the dead.

好像你是死而復生似的。

6. You can't change the past.

過去的事是不可以改變的。

7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 對，過去是痛楚的，但我認為你要麼可以逃避，要麼可以向它學習。

8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?

這是我的國土，我不為她而戰斗，誰為呢？

9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

我為何要相信你？你所說的一切都是謊話。

10. I'll make it up to you, I promise.

我會補償你的，我保證。

四《Gone with The Wind 亂世佳人》

1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.

土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恆的東西。

2.I wish I could be more like you.

我要像你一樣就好了。

3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.

無論發生什麼事,我都會像現在一樣愛你,直到永遠

4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我認為紙上談兵沒什麼作用。

5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.

先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什麼淑女。

6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.

我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬。

7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.

哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你。

8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.

此句只可意會不可言傳。。。。。

9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了。

10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.

現在我發現自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界。

11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.

你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西。

12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.

家,我要回家.我要想辦法讓他回來.不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天。

五《TITANIC泰坦尼克號》

1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.

外表看,我是個教養良好的小姐,骨子裡,我很反叛.

2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.

我們是真他媽的走運極了.(地道的美國國罵)

3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.

如果你不違背我,你要什麼我就能給你什麼,你要什麼都可以.把你的心交給我吧.

4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.

讀大學的目的是找一個好丈夫.

5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.

只要你裝得很有錢的樣子他們就會跟你套近乎。

6.All life is a game of luck.

生活本來就全靠運氣。

7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.

我喜歡早上起來時一切都是未知的,不知會遇見什麼人,會有什麼樣的結局。

8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.我覺得生命是一份禮物,我不想浪費它,你不會知道下一手牌會是什麼,要學會接受生活。

9.To make each day count.

要讓每一天都有所值。

10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.

我們是女人,我們的選擇從來就不易。

11.You jump, I jump.

(another touching sentence)

12.Will you give us a chance to live?

能不能給我們留一條生路?

13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.

上帝擦去他們所有的眼淚.死亡不再有,也不再有悲傷和生死離別,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.

六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅圖不眠夜》

1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.

努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋頭苦幹可令你忘記痛楚.

2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.

你每天都在做很多看起來毫無意義的決定,但某天你的某個決定就能改變你的一生.

3.Destiny takes a hand.命中註定.

4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.

從一個人的聲音可以知道他是怎樣的人.

5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.

真愛過的人很難再戀愛.

6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.

你知道,女人過了40想出嫁就難了,被恐怖分子殺死都比這容易.

7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.

你是我聽過的最帥的男士.

8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?

為什麼留戀一個不愛你的人?

9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.

當你被某個人吸引時,那隻是意味著你倆在潛意識里相互吸引.因此,所謂命運,就只不過是兩個瘋子認為他們自己是天造一對,地設一雙.

10.Everybody panics before they get married.每個人婚前都會緊張的.

11.Your destiny can be your doom.命運也許會成為厄運.

12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.

之所以我知道而你不知道是因為我年幼純潔,所以我比較能接觸宇宙的力量.

13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.

我不想要你將就,我也不想成為將就的對象.

14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.

要是你出了事怎麼辦?要是我找不到你怎麼辦?如果沒有你我該怎麼辦?你是我的家人,你是我的一切.

七《GARFIELD加菲貓》

1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.

鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚? 結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 。

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

現在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧

12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明。

14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看著別人工作。

15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
FROM：http://www.douban.com/group/topic/3070281/

⑽ 英語翻譯「大家好我今天演講的題目是一則幽默」

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