① 求一部法國電影…講的是一個人被誤認作一個和他長很像的警察鬧出了很多笑話…一部喜劇片
請採納我的問題
1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指,但竟沒有一個同學注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐著談天的時候,她突然站起來大聲說:「哎呀,這里真熱呀,我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。」2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她:「你是否懷孕了?」「是啊!」女傭回道。「虧你還說得出口,你還沒有結婚,難道不覺得害羞嗎?」女主人再次訓。「我為什麼要害羞,女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎?」「可是我懷的是我丈夫的!」女主人生氣地反駁。「我也是啊!」女傭高興地附和。3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在後面扣上,可以擋風。一天他酒後駕駛, 翻了,一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到:警察甲:好嚴重的車禍。警察乙:是啊,腦袋都撞到後面去了。警察甲:嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使勁,轉回來了。警察甲:嗯,沒有呼吸了.......4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉村公路上,因為時常發生車禍,所以常常有一些鬼故事發生,有一天晚上,有一個計程車司機看見路邊有一個長發披肩,身著白衣的女人向他招手,因為這個司機沒有見過鬼,所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了,這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼,心裡也毛毛的,所以時常從後視鏡看後面的女人,開著開著,突然司機發現那個女人不見了!司機嚇了一大跳,趕緊踩了一個剎車!只見那個女人滿臉是血,表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。突然那女人開口了:「你會不會開車啊!我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……」5、一個病人去看病,醫生檢查了他,皺著眉頭說:「您病得太嚴重了,恐怕不會活多久了。」 病人:「求您告訴我我還能活多久?」 醫生:「十……」 病人著急地問:「十什麼?十年??十個月???十天?????」 醫生:「十,九,八,七,六,五……」6、老師:「你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎?」學生:「能,他們都死了。」7、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛,蜣問蚊子是做什麼工作的,蚊子說:「護士,打針的。」蜣一拍大腿:「緣分吶,我是中葯局搓葯丸的…」8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那麼許多,光著身子就跑出去了。消防員見狀驚呼:「我的媽呀!都燒的糊了吧區的了還能跑那麼快!」9、一個人想出國考察,但必須得到老總批准。於是他向老總請示,老總給了他一張字條,上面寫著:「Go ahead」。 那人想:「Go ahead=前進,老總是批准了。」於是他開始打點行李。 一個同事見到了他問:「你在做什啊??」他說:「我准備出國考察,老總批准了,給我寫了『Go ahead』。」 同事一見條就樂了:「咱們老總根本就沒批准!!咱老總的英語水平你還不知道,他這是在說去個頭!」10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說:「這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言,叫"感謝上帝"它就跑;叫"贊美上帝"它才停下。」農夫將信將疑,他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝,那匹馬立刻飛奔起來,越跑越快。一隻跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令「贊美上帝」。果然,馬停下來了。死裡逃生的農夫長出一口氣:「感謝上帝………」
我打了很久,請採納
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
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③ 基督山伯爵講的是什麼
故事發生在19世紀法國皇帝拿破崙「百日王朝」時期,法老號大副愛德蒙·鄧蒂斯受船長委託,為拿破崙黨人送了一封信,遭到兩個卑鄙小人和法官的陷害,被打入黑牢。獄友法利亞神甫向他傳授各種知識,並在臨終前把埋於基督山島上的一批寶藏的秘密告訴了他。
鄧蒂斯越獄後找到了寶藏,成為巨富,從此化名基督山伯爵(水手辛巴德、布索尼神父、威爾莫勛爵),他通過經過精心策劃,懲罰了仇人,報答了恩人。
拓展資料
《基督山伯爵》是法國作家大仲馬創作的長篇小說,發表於1844—1846年。該小說以基督山揚善懲惡、報恩復仇為故事發展的中心線索,主要情節跌宕起伏,迂迴曲折,從中又演化出若干次要情節,小插曲緊湊精彩,卻不喧賓奪主,情節離奇卻不違反生活真實。
全書出色地運用了「懸念」、「突發」、「發現」、「戲劇」等手法,在敘述上有較大的敘述密度和復雜的人物關系。這一切使這部小說充滿了敘述的張力,洋溢著敘述本身所產生的美。因此,《基督山伯爵》被公認為通俗小說的典範。
這部小說出版後,很快就贏得了廣大讀者的青睞,被翻譯成幾十種文字出版,在法國和美國多次被拍成電影。
④ 求 感謝上帝 百度雲免費在線觀看資源
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作品相關簡介:《感謝上帝》是弗朗索瓦·歐容執導的劇情電影,由梅爾維爾·珀波、德尼·梅諾謝、斯萬·阿勞德主演,於2019年2月20日在德國柏林電影節公映。該片講述了三位曾在童年被神父性侵的男子一起建立「解除沉默的負擔」組織,揭發神父的罪行的故事。
⑤ 求《感謝上帝》2018年網盤在線觀看資源,梅爾維爾·珀波主演的
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⑦ 求《感謝上帝 Grace à Dieu (2018)》百度雲免費資源
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《感謝上帝》是弗朗索瓦·歐容執導的劇情電影,由梅爾維爾·珀波、德尼·梅諾謝、斯萬·阿勞德主演,於2019年2月20日在德國柏林電影節公映該片講述了三位曾在童年被神父性侵的男子一起建立「解除沉默的負擔」組織,揭發神父的罪行的故事
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⑨ 感謝上帝讓我遇見你!求電影
美國電影《怦然心動》
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⑩ 來昂納多哪部電影台詞是感謝上帝讓我遇見了你
泰坦尼克號(1997)
導演: 詹姆斯·卡梅隆
編劇: 詹姆斯·卡梅隆
主演: 萊昂納多·迪卡普里奧 / 凱特·溫絲萊特 / 比利·贊恩 / 凱西·貝茨 / 弗蘭西絲·費舍
類型: 劇情 / 愛情 / 災難
製片國家/地區: 美國
上映日期: 1998-04-03