辛普森一家大電影名言

㈠ 尋《辛普森一家》的英文對白

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We come in peace.

2
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For cats and mice,
Everywhere.

3
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Hey! How you doing?

4
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<i>Good to see you.</i>

5
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<i>Thanks for coming out.</i>

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Itchy...

7
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Itchy.

8
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Boring!

9
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Dad! We cant see the movie!

10
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I cant believe we`re paying to see
somthing we get on tv for free!

11
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If you ask me everybody in this
theater is a giant sucker!

12
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Espacally YOU!

13
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<i>The Simpsons</i>

14
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Movie, On the big screen!

15
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Excuse me my hinny is dipping

16
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Alright. Well thanks
alot for coming.

17
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You`ve been playing
for 3.5 hours.

18
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Now we`d like just a minute of your time
to say somthing about the environment!

19
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Boo!
- You Suck!

20
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Shout up and play!
- Preachy!

21
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We`re not been Preachy.

22
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But the pollution in your lake.
Is disassemble our barouche.

23
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I thought they touched
on a vital issue.

24
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I beg to differ.

25
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Gentlemen, Its been an honor
playing with you tonight.

26
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For the latest rock band
to die in our town.

27
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Lord hear our prayer.

28
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<i>Lord hear our prayer.</i>

29
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I hate been late!
- Well i hate going!

30
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Why cant i worship the
lord my own way?

31
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Like praying like hell
on my death bed.

32
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Homer they can
hear you inside!

33
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Relax those payout morons are to bussy
talking to thier phony baloney god.

34
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How you doing?

35
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Peace be with you.
Pray is cheapest.

36
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Now, Today i want to try
somthing a little different.

37
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Im gonna call on one of you!

38
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Now, The word of god dwells
with an everyone.

39
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I want you to let that word out!

40
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Let your spirit...

41
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What is it, Ned?

42
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The god lord telling me to
confest to somthing.

43
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Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay,
Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay.

44
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Animades sense of pride
in our community.

45
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Somebody else?

46
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Let the lord`s light
shine upon you.

47
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Feel a spirit.

48
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Let it out!

49
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Horrible, Horrible things
are going to happen!

50
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And they`re gonna happen to you,
And you, And you,

51
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And you!

52
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Oh belly!

53
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People of Springfield hit
this warning:

54
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Twisted tail,

55
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A thousand eyes,

56
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Trapped forever!

57
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Dad, Do somthing!

58
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This book dosen`t have
any answers!

59
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Beware, Beware!
Time is short!

60
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"EPA"! "EPA"!

61
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"EPA"!!!

62
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Believe me!
Believe me!!

63
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Thanks for listening.

64
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Ok, Who wants waffles?
- I do! I do! I do!

65
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Wait a minute.
What about grandpa?

66
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I want syrup!
- I want strawberry!

67
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Something happen to that man.

68
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I`ll tell you what happen
to him.

69
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A serrten someone had a
senior moment.

70
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But thats ok because
we love him.

71
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And we got a free rug
out of it.

72
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What is the point of going to
church every sunday,

73
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When of someone we love had a
genuine religious experience.

74
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We ignore it.
Right grandpa?

75
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I want bananas on my waffles!
- I rest my case.

76
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Im not droping this.

77
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Wait a minute im still in the car!

78
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Oh, Right.

79
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Take that hornets nest.

80
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Check.

81
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Fix sink hole.

82
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Check.

83
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Rushing the roof?!

84
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Steady..

85
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Steady...

86
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You little.. I`ll teach you to laugh!
At something thats funny!

87
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You know we are on the roof we
chould have some fun.

88
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What kind of fun?

89
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How about a dare contest?

90
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Thats sounds fun!
I dare you to..

91
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Climb the tv antenna!

92
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Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!

93
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Aftershock!

94
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Ah, Homer i dont mean to be
nervous perverted or anything.

95
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But if he falls. Chouldn`t that make
your boy parallel prejorino?

96
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Shut up Flanders!
- Yeah, Shut up Flanders!

97
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Well said boy!

98
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Steady. Steady. Steady..

99
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Hello. Sorry to bother
you on a sunday.

100
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But im sure you as worried about the
pollution in lake Springfield as i am.

101
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Lake Springfield has higher
levels of mercury, Than even..

102
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My. Its the little girl
who saved my cat.

103
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Lake Springfield..

104
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Come on over Lisa.

105
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You can convince me
as long as you want.

106
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Milhouse, You dont care
about the environment.

107
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Hey! I am very passionate
about the planet!

108
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Say global warming is a myth!

109
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Its a myth!
For the study is needed!

110
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Thats for selling out your beliefs!

111
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Oh, Poor Milhouse.

112
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Dream coming true.

113
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Are you aware that a licking
faucet can waste over..

114
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2000 Gallons a year.

115
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Entire enough we are can save..
- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.

116
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And if we just kept our
thermostats at 68 at the winter..

117
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We`ll be free in our dependency
on foreign oil in 17 years.

118
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Im Colin.

119
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I haven`t seen you in school.

120
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I just bo from Ireland.
My dad is a musician.

121
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Is he..?
- He`s not "Bono".

122
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I just thought because you`re
Irish and you care about the..

123
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He`s not "Bono"!

124
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Do you play?

125
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Just Piano, Guitar, Trumpet,
Drum and Bass.

126
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<i>He`s pure gold.</i>

127
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<i>For once in your life be cool!</i>

128
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So, Is your name is pretty
as your face?

129
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You ok there?

130
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Twisted tail, A thousand eyes,
Trapped forever!!

131
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"EPA"! "EPA"!
- "EPA"? What chould that be?

132
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I believe its the sound that
"Green Lantern" made,

133
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When "Sinestro" throw him
into a bath of acid.

134
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EEEPPPAAA!

135
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Yeah...
Thanks for coming over.

136
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Thanks for giving me your
pregnancy pants.

137
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I never known
comfort like this.

138
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I did i..

139
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Suggest this.

140
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Alright boy.
Time for the ultimate dare.

141
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I dare you, To skateboard to
"Krusty Burger" and back..

142
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Naked...

143
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How naked?
- "Forth Base".

144
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The girls might see my doodle.

145
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Oh, I see.. Then i here by
declare you chicken for life.

146
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Every morning you`ll wake up to:
"Good Morning Chicken"!

147
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At your wedding i`ll sing:
Bak bak bak bak.

148
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Bak bak bak..

149
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Bak?!

150
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I like men now.

151
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Dont look where im pointing!

152
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<i>Stop in the name of
american sqwimmering!</i>

153
00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:11,019
Boys before we eat dont forget to
thank the lord for this bonderful..

154
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Penis!

155
00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:14,451
Bonderful penis.

156
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,617
Amen.

157
00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,774
Listen kid. Nobody like to
wearing clothes in public.

158
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But you know, Its, Its the law.

159
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,848
Lunch time!

160
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,189
You cant just leave me out here!

161
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,938
Dont worry. We found a
friend for you to play with.

162
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Nelson, Honey.
Where have you been?

163
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Dad!
- Whats seems to be the problem officers?

164
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Tell them you dared me to do it!

165
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If thats true. Then you should be
taking the rap here not you son.

166
00:12:57,821 --> 00:13:01,222
And.. What happens to
me if its my fault?

167
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:03,967
You`ll have to attempt an
one hour parenting class.

168
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,530
It was all his idea!
He`s out of control, I tell you!

169
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:08,825
I met my wet sand.

170
00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:13,387
See you in court kid.

171
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,517
Ok son.
Lets get some lunch.

172
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:19,505
Did you al least bring my cloths?
- Shirt, Socks, Everything you need.

173
00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:20,999
You didn`t bring my pants!

174
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,655
Who am i?
"Tommy Bahama"?

175
00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,316
This is the worst day of my life.

176
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This is the worst day of
your life so far..

177
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,259
Say Bart..
- What do you want Flanders?

178
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,556
If you need pants,
I carry an extra pair.

179
00:13:36,557 --> 00:13:37,155
I mean..

180
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You know how boys are always,
"Praying through the knees".

181
00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:42,478
Why are you helping me?
Im not your kid.

182
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,503
We`re neighbors.

183
00:13:43,504 --> 00:13:46,373
Im sure your father will do
the same for my boys.

184
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Thank you!

185
00:13:55,015 --> 00:13:57,600
Hey, Whats with you?
- You realy wanna know?

186
00:13:57,697 --> 00:14:01,716
Of course i do. What kind of a
father wouldn`t care about a..

187
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,054
A pig wearing a hat!

188
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:04,824
Action!

189
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,719
Hey! Hey!
Its your old pal Krusty!

190
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:10,177
For my new pork sandwich:
"The Klager".

191
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:14,422
If you can find a greasyer sandwich..
You`re in Mexico!

192
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,805
And we`re clear.

193
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,286
Perfect. Cut, Print, Kill the pig.

194
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:28,584
What? You cant kill him if
he`s wearing people cloth.

195
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,746
You`re coming home with me.

196
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:49,036
A thousand eyes.

197
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,493
What chould that be?

198
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,623
Im pretty sure a thousand..

199
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:54,906
Is a number.

200
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,653
Hey Marge!

201
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:59,548
Isn`t it great been marriage to
someone who`s recklessly impulsive?

202
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:02,030
Actually its aged me horribly.

203
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,905
Then, Say hello to the new Simpson!

204
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:11,777
Homer!

205
00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:17,947
I believe what happened in church
was a warning about precisely this.

206
00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:20,232
Please get rid of that pig.

207
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,018
Oh. You`re gonna love him!

208
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,489
Look, He dose an
impersonation of you.

209
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,183
You nailed her.

210
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:31,933
He also dose me..

211
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,933
You smiled im off the hook.

212
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:46,662
Oh, You have so many looks.

213
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,477
So, Thats what sanguine is.

214
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:06,714
Who`s a good pig?

215
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,715
Who`s a good pig??

216
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,425
Ruff day ha, San?

217
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,787
You dont know what
ruff is, Sister.

218
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:22,372
Bart, You know, When ever my
boys bake up a bunch of frownies.

219
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,501
I take`em fishing.

220
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,577
Dose your dad ever
take you fishing?

221
00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:33,068
Dad, Its not fair to use a
"Bug Zapper" to catch the fish.

222
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:36,672
If you like fish like i do,
You want them to die with dignity.

223
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,623
I think i have a nibble.

224
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,602
I think fishing might
be more fun with you.

225
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:55,403
Oh Great!

226
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:57,255
Now, How about i`ll
fix you some coco?

227
00:16:57,256 --> 00:16:59,156
No way!
Coco is for woosys.

228
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:02,488
Well sir, If you change your
mind its on the window sill.

229
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,919
Oh my god..

230
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,725
Oh wait, I didnt tell
you the best part.

231
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:27,946
He loves the invairment.

232
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,210
Oh wait, I still didnt
tell you the best part.

233
00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,089
He`s got an Irish brogue.

234
00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:34,785
No, No, No. Wait, Wait! I still
didnt tell you the best part.

235
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:39,074
He is not imaginary!
- Oh honey thats great.

236
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:42,843
But the very best thing
is that he listens to you.

237
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:46,184
Because nothing means
more than for a man to...

238
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,994
How did the big`s tracks
get on the ceiling?

239
00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:53,587
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
Dose what ever Spider-Pig dose.

240
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,945
Can he swing,

241
00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,462
From a web?

242
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,587
No he cant, He`s a pig.

243
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,080
Lookout..! He is a Spider-Pig.

244
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,894
Are we having fun yet?
- We are now.

245
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,399
You got a bite.
- Woow momma!

246
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,987
Oh no, My good Paul!

247
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,771
You are not struggling me.
- What the..?

248
00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,415
Struggling is only good for..

249
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,791
Well, Its not realy
good for anything.

250
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,439
I think the only time you
should lay hands on a boy.

251
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,640
Is when you`re giving him a
good old peed on the back.

252
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,589
Hey, What the hell are you..?

253
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,132
One more time.

254
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,142
Honey, Im home!

255
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,681
We are at the tipping
point, People.

256
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,237
If we dont do
something now..

257
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,316
Im sorry i lost my
train of thought.

258
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,783
Isn`t he dreamy?
- Agreed!

259
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,684
Ok. So here is the bottom line:
If we dont change our ways right now,

260
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:16,358
Pollution in lake Springfield
will be at this level.

261
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,899
Thats not so bad.

262
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,621
No, The lift is stuck.

263
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,709
Am i getting through to anyone?

264
00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:32,701
Hell yeah! We need a new
one of those things.

265
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,010
All in favor of the
new ceasing lift, Say: I.

266
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:35,892
I!

267
00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:36,293
No!

268
00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:41,729
This lake is just one piece of trash
away from a toxic nightmare!

269
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:45,370
But i knew you wouldn`t listen so i took
the liberty of putting water from the lake

270
00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:47,250
in all your drinking classes.

271
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:50,798
This is why we should
hate kids.

272
00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:54,319
This is serious People.
No more mping in the lake!

273
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:57,034
I here by declare a
state of emergency.

274
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:59,492
"Code Black".

275
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,535
Black?

276
00:20:01,212 --> 00:

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這個問題我回答過，我粘貼過來：歌頌母親：世界上的一切光榮和驕傲，都來自母親。--高爾基

慈母的胳膊是由愛構成的，孩子睡在裡面怎能不香甜？--雨果

全世界的母親是多麼的相像！她們的心始終一樣，每一個母親都有一顆極為純真的赤子之心。--惠特曼

我給我母親添了不少亂，但是我認為她對此頗為享受。--馬克·吐溫

我的生命是從睜開眼睛，愛上我母親的面孔開始的。--喬治·艾略特

熱愛祖國：先天下之憂而憂，後天下之樂而樂。（范仲淹）
常思奮不顧身，而殉國家之急。 ——司馬遷
別的國家看得越多，就越會熱愛祖國。 ———— 史達爾夫人
我們愛我們的民族，這是我們自信心的泉源。 —— 周恩來

• 人民不僅有權愛國，而且愛國是個義務，是一種光榮。 —— 徐特立

• 常思奮不顧身，而殉國家之急。 —— 司馬遷

• 一身報國有萬死，雙鬢向人無再青。 —— 陸游

• 死去原知萬事空，但悲不見九州同。王師北定中原日，家祭無忘告乃翁。 —— 陸游

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Principal Skinner: Next is the performance of the last show.
Homer: Woohoo!
Principal Skinner: Washington described the president's stage.
Homer: D'oh!

Hey hey! To see the country (on the globe, pointing to the Uruguay Uruguay) - UR Gay (You are gay).

I do not have to worry about health, Marge. The level of well-being of our country in the first three in the world, second only to Canada, Iceland, Britain, uh ... ... and all European countries.

Damn the gay, so that our navy has become a laughing stock.

Russian navy: Please explain your submarine trespass our waters.
Acting captain Homer: uh, this is my first day on the job.

British court, Homer clamored for: the first batch of our people than you, the British band the Rolling Stones's harsh!

Homer: merciful God, I know you are busy, busy all day to see a woman changing clothes. However, if you would let me have this evening to collect enough oil, I will come up with half of the profits donated to charity.
Bart: uh, father, he is not a fool.

Homer: There are three ways of doing things - right, wrong and my own.
Bart: You do not own the second is it?
Homer: That's right, but it is faster than the second.

Homer's family: Homer, you all right? This is a quick look at a few fingers?
Homer: Poor boy, a few even have their own fingers do not know, uh ... ... (Faint)

Homer: ... ah ... "widow maker"? This danger must be dedicated President.

Homer: If you look at why the Japanese have to go to Japan? Zoo will be able to see ah.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: a how? To bathe the elephants that guy.

Indigenous people: Why do you build temples?
Homer: because you are a sinner.
Indigenous people: from the start when?
Homer: I come from. Now, I have to either help or go to hell.

Marge: Oh, when are we going to be able to enter high society ah?
Homer: it is estimated that influenza pandemic, all in all aristocracy died.

Selmar: Hey, Marge, guess we look at three sisters who have been among the most perfect marriage?
Homer: I know that I know, you Selmar!

Homer: how do I use the dirty money?
Lisa: Dad, you know? There are many children living in much-needed money.
Homer: I know I should buy a gun.

Homer: If Lisa finished, we did not expect the home.
Marge: Homer, in addition to Lisa so we have two children.
Homer: Marge, pet dogs can not be called a child.
Marge: I mean Maggie!
Homer: Oh, right.

Indian casino security: children are not allowed into the casino.
Homer: no way, Bart. We have to respect Indian traditions.

Homer: We have to stay in their homes well, why go to America junior (referring to Canada)?

Homer: Oh, why everyone is winning, and I am the only exception?
Lisa: Dad, you have won a Grammy Award.
Homer: I mean a real prize.

Marge: Lisa, love Welcome to the world, here is full of suspicion, jealousy, hatred. Once you have the face of real love, and also the advent of pain.
Homer: Who is that?
Marge: You are.
Homer: Woohoo!

Homer: Hello, sir. We come from a great country - the United States of America, the economic crisis in our country when you save the life of Britain. So at least now nonsense, now give me dollar coins.

Marge: You lie, you have not read the novel I wrote!
Homer: I did not lie, I just used my mouth to write science fiction.

Homer: a comic selling 200? ! Who painted it? Michelangelo?

Homer: psychologists? We do not have psychologists can also conclude that this kid Bart crazy.

Homer: Marge, you have the beautiful Princess Liya and Master Yoda's wisdom. (After two "Star Wars")

Homer: What has four legs will not walk?
Lisa: a chair!
Homer: correct. What has not Queting both ears?
Lisa: Grandpa!
Homer: Unfortunately, right.

Lisa: Dad, you have 2 hours of beating about the bush. Why do not you admit that you do not know to go to the hospital course of action?
Homer: Why do not you admit that in this hospital in the vicinity of it? !

Homer: There Bingo? ! This is my favorite game! But I forgot to call later won what.
Father: "Bingo!"
Homer: This is my favorite game! But I forgot to call later won what.
Father: "Bingo!"
Homer: right right, this is my favorite game! But I forgot to call later won what.
Father: "Oh, God! I did it!" How?
Homer: Bingo!

Homer: (pick up the phone) Hello! I was. ... ... Yes, I can not come to work. ... ... Because I had chicken pox. ... ... Right right right, so last week I was talking about. However, it is because I was a liar. ... ... Ah ha. ... ... Ah, yes, thank you. (To lay down their phone) I was fired.

Homer: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of the world?

Bart: uh! My heart! As if giving a blow after another fight.
Homer: Hey hey! I love the little boy.
Lisa: No, Dad. Bart had a heart attack.

Bart: Dad, do you remember the lines of Santa Claus to play it?
Homer: Of course. "Ho-ho-ho, Ho-ho-ho ... ...", ... uh ...
Bart: "Merry Christmas".
Homer: What? I used to look at the script.

Bart: Dad, if you take me to Las Vegas, I teach you how to play at 21:00 when cheating.
Homer: If you have a set of mechanisms simply do not have to cheat.
Bart: What is your mechanism?
Homer: I can not tell you how much money lost her mother.

Bart: Why God is always money?
Homer: God, there are many small employees. Workshop to give him the Pac-opening salary, but also to his planet to packaging, one can see that given that Saturn's rings.

Homer: ah! I was stuck, and urgency! ... ... Well, I was just stuck.

Homer: I am from small to large is the most uncomfortable when I know better than my father, my son and 8-year-old when realized this.

Homer: I am not God, God has a long white beard, the invention of The Da Vinci Code.

Homer: Do not become discouraged and son, I believe that Einstein invented before the lights must have suffered a lot to eat.

Lisa: Albania's currency unit called the lek.
Homer: Hey hey! There are as many as their national currency called the "Lack"? !

Homer: Sorry, Dad, do not let you to see the last time I am very sorry.
Abe: It was in me and you? I did not hear.
Homer: Oh no! Hearing loss of a father!
Abe: You idiot months, I deliberately ignored it in you!

(Maggie later lost)
Homer: Marge, if I tell you that our family lost a dog, do you have any ideas?
Marge: Oh! That is horrible.
Homer: uh, good news came: We have no dog Zoudiu.

Homer: Lisa, you would most like what?
Lisa: stay away from the secular vision.
Homer: The second you wish to participate in Springfield is not the Miss Universe competition?

Announcer: The next program is unfinished Schubert Serenade.
Homer: Well! Unfinished business, it has to be very short.

Homer: OK, the brain, you do not like me, and I do not like you. Today, you can give me Zhengkou Qi, otherwise I would go back and kill you with beer.
Homer's brain: turnover.

Homer: how well-off, son?
Bart: tomorrow father and son camping activities.
Homer: Hey hey, you do not son.

Lisa: Oh, ah! Mom! Bart to use Bean bullets me!
Marge: Homer! To say a few words!
Homer: Oh! Well Well! Lisa, another pop-up Dangzhuo your brother to the beans on the way!

Homer: (pointing to Patty and Selma a) I wanna never see you again!
(Point to another) You neither!

Marge: Homer, God only requires us to church once a week to go!
Homer: that he should have let a week longer.

Lisa: You promised over the weekend, we took us to the lake!
Homer: Of course, I promised you a lot of things, so I can become a good father.
Lisa: promises to become a good father.
Homer: I make promises to become a great father.

Homer: children, you tried, resulting in failure. So is the lesson - never to try.

Homer: Marge, which has 1,000,000, we are a millionaire! You can buy any of the things we want, including love.

Homer: Marge, the need to lie two people - a person lying one letter.

Homer: test results - and then I can only live 4 years! Oh, God! I can not live to see my children die!

Homer (drunk): Marge, guess what I saw today, a total number of breast - 15 months!

Instructor: Well, you do not like me, and I do not like ... you ...
Homer: I like you.
Instructor: Well, I like you, and I do not like ... you ...
Homer: a long time, you will like me.
Instructor: ... ... ... ... ... ...

Marge: Homer, you have done this is the worst thing of the!
Homer: I listened to these words countless times, did not have the feeling.

marge: I promise you serious selma to find a target, it is necessary to good care, it is necessary to be rich and handsome ... ...
homer: Well! What do you want me to find a better person than I to selma? ?

Homer: Now to the girl to recover. No woman would like to give up falling in love with a man.
Bart: But Dad, in case she did not listen to me how to do?
Homer: Oh! I gave up. In any case, I would say you would not listen.

Homer: Today is the last day of filing tax returns? ! Fast, Marge! We have many children? No time, you guess a number - 9.

Homer: Are you saying that cold weather in the Southern Hemisphere in August, hot days in February? That is the opposite of myself in the world? Will not break the glass, the dog will not grow up ... ...

Bart: Well, I have a completely Spanish Institute.
Marge: kind of good. However, we want to go to Brazil, said the Portuguese.
Homer: Bart, it's useless to forget the language.
Marge: But, Homer ... ...
Homer: I forget!

The good funny ha ha ..
Homer: If you look at why the Japanese have to go to Japan? Zoo will be able to see ah.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: a how? To bathe the elephants that guy.

Bart: Dad, I can fire by robbery Qiangdian anything?
Homer: No!
Bart: I can Qiangdian beer?
Homer: All right, but not imports.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: a how? Appropriate restriction is necessary.

Moe: the failure of the aircraft, we would have to most people throw away.
(Everyone to see Homer)
Homer: Do not, I will work hard to lose weight! (2 campaign after the jump) forget it, I would rather die.

Homer: You know, the word sorry out of date (when suspended from the Shengquan)

Homer: OK, the brain, you do not like me, and I do not like you. Today, you can give me Zhengkou Qi, otherwise I would go back and kill you with beer.
Homer's brain: turnover.

-------
Wrong .... "beer can then use to kill you," "so i can keep killing you with beer"

Bart: We do not know the gang life and how to take over the work of gangs?
Homer: It does not matter, we need only refer to the greatest mafia movie - "Shark Tale".

Bart: Dad, the power of the fishing is so unfair.
Homer: children, if you like fishing you'll hope that some of the fish die with dignity.

Very funny!

Homer: Marge, you have to lock themselves in a room one day, and he should be out of something to eat. So you can go to the kitchen to do dinner? The best for me to be a sandwich.

Homer: children are our future. That is why we must act now to prevent it from happening.

Homer: Who is your boss?
Other people in the town of trailer: he in the car! (Referring to his own purpose)
Homer (looked to see): do not, and (ponder a will): Oh ~ ~ Is it me? ! Now I have to be expelled from you!

Homer (on Lisa & Bart): That yes, right in your home is to have a baby just a fun game; I do, however, changing diapers, feeding the middle of the night to give them the Arab-Israeli

Homer, you thought about it in the future

Oh, Marge, of course, thought ah

Are thinking of it

Girls;
Oh, no;
boys, ahh;
i mean, you

Homer, you thought about it in the future

Oh, Marge, of course, thought ah

Are thinking of it

(Without hesitation, blurted out) Girls;
(Not found, and quickly corrected himself) Oh, no;
boys, ahh; (to the more worse)
(Pei Xiaolian and brazen manner, but with the application) i mean, you

Homer (to Miyi tenderness): in the future I will give you buy a real castle
Marge: You do not need the ...
Homer (very relaxing to go out hiss): Oh, good

Homer: Lisa, I am not going to let it all happened!
Lisa: really? There are ways you help me?
Homer: Oh, sorry, no, I will let you get me wrong has.

Bart, 1000 that we have the money, we can become a millionaire. We can buy all kinds of useful things, for instance, love

Burns: The Brat must be small, right?
Bart: is Bart!
Homer: Do not correct him, Brat!

Marge: We have to sell my TV? We can not substitute for the engagement ring?
Homer: I am very grateful, Marge! But we need now is 150 yuan.

Homer: school of doing things the truth - not to talk; always make fun of their own and different people; shut up, unless you have other people to determine their own share the same feelings.

Homer: Of course I have a feeling! I remember it? "My stomach pains", and "I'm going crazy."

Homer: my life is the saddest day I realized that I can go beyond my father. Bart and the 4-year-old went through when the time.

Homer computer check credit file alert
Homer: This is a good warning that it?

Lisa: Remember, Daddy, Big Dipper's handle spoon, pointing to the North.
Homer: very good, Lisa. But we are not in astronomy class, we are trapped in the forest.

Homer: Marge, I know I was wrong.
Marge: Homer, you even apologies and do not know why.
Homer: I know, of course, I am hungry, clothing the smell, also tired.

Skinner：我認為留級和開除已經不能對Bart奏效了，所以我們考慮用「放逐」。
Marge: "exile"? ! You mean the expulsion of Bart?
Homer: Marge, let someone else finish.

Homer: My little girl wants a gift?
Lisa: moving away from the life and stability.
Homer: ... uh ... how like a pony?

Bart has been knocked Homer's hair tonic
Homer: Well, I have decided not to kill you. But I have to tell you that you have 3 months to allow the rest of his life in the guts of the war through the heart in the fact: You ruined your father, do you destroy the family, our family is bald genetic!

Homer: children, left here today for the next scene, I do not want to see you!
The children left
Homer to Marge down: Please please please please please please please please please please please please ...

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