㈠ 求一篇3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本，难度适中，要关于学校生活的，搞笑一点，有情节 在线等 速度 重谢
A---teacher C---student B---作弊的那个（英文不会写|||）
A:Let's have a class.Today we will take a exam.
B to C:Wow!I'm afraid that i will fail the exam!
C:oh!Don't be afraid!Believe yourself.
B:But...
A:ok!Let's start the exam!Please don't cheat in an examination!
B(自言自语):What can i do for myself?I'm afraid!
开始考试……
B（自言自语）：oh my god!What's this?I want to pass the exam,i want to C's papers,but...
B to C:Please help me !I don't know how to do this.I wangt your papers.I know you are my best friend!
C:I'm sorry.I'm your best friend but i can't do that! I think you can write down your anwser by yourself.Please believe yourself!
㈡ 急需3女3男级搞笑小品。
小明:爸爸,你的袜子上是不是破了个洞?
爸爸:当然没有!
小明:那你怎么把脚伸进去啊?
还有
如此父女
女儿：爹di，今天我拾到了10块钱，不过我还给那个人了。
爸爸：goou girl，人家有没有跟你讲Thank you啊？
女儿：没有啊，他拉我的耳朵我才把钱还给他的，
他哪里会讲Thank you。
爸爸：（吃惊！）
（观众：哈哈哈哈……）
女儿：爸爸，如果地上有一张5块，一张10块你会拿哪一张呢？
爸爸：当然是拿10块的啦！
女儿：爸爸你很笨诶，你不会两张都拿啊！
爸爸：（轻声）啊！
（观众：哈哈哈哈……）
女儿：爸爸，为什么上个月那个人找你讨钱，你告诉他没有钱还他，这个月那个人又来找你讨钱，你又说没有钱还他？
爸爸：哎呀，爸爸要首信用嘛。
女儿：（吃惊！）
（观众：哈哈哈哈……）
女儿：爹di，今天在学校，老师叫我们捐钱。
爸爸：啊！那你有没有讲你没有钱？
女儿：我讲了，可是她说你有。
爸爸：（吃惊！）
（观众：哈哈哈哈……）
女儿：爸爸，为什么别人的屋子那么大，我们的屋子却这么小？
爸爸：爸爸没有钱嘛。
女儿：那怎么样才可以住大大间的房子呢？
爸爸：你要好好用功读书，长大了就可以赚多多的钱，就可以住大大间的房子咯！
女儿：那你为什么小时候不好好读书？
爸爸：（吃惊！）
（观众：哈哈哈哈……）
㈢ 大家有知道适合3人role play的英语电影或美剧吗要搞笑的，可以活跃气氛的，十分感谢！
3人英文role play 可以用美剧《疯狂老爸箴言录》(Shit My Dad Says), 里面有很多是3人的场面，很搞笑。 所以适合你的搞笑和活跃气氛的要求。
㈣ 有没有谁可以推荐一部短，英文视频，就是比较幽默搞笑的，一定要是3个人的对话。 有人可以帮我在，电影
头一次到阿坝。和一个共事的藏妹儿学习骑马，我问她：“从来没有见过这么大的草原，它有名字吗？”藏妹儿咯咯笑道：“有啊，这里叫离离原！”
等等，我先想个办法看一下她积分再告诉你们后面的进展。
㈤ 八分钟左右的三男三女英语短剧，励志，情感动人，有教育意义，请大家尽快回复，谢谢。
孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧
【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本
【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan
㈥ 求 4人英语话剧 三男一女 5 -10分钟 最好是搞笑的
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改 http://tieba..com/f?kz=157763042 自己去看吧。。。什么都有。。 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
Characters：
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20years.Now,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.
Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)
Xiaofu：Tax！Pay the tax！
Dabao：(change faces)
Taxi?Where is the taxi?Here's no taxi.
Xiaofu：Tax！T---A---X！
Dabao：What's the tax?I just know taxi！Do you want me to call ataxi for you?6JJ Taxi--！Taxi--！
Xiaofu：Enough！Are you the vendor?
Dabao：No,No,No,no！I'm just have alook.The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu：Not the vendor?Impossible！you've been here for 2hours.6JJ Dabao：Really?(Xiaofu：Yes,of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao：It's abig bug！
Xiaofu：Oh.Don't waste my time！Please pay the tax--10Yuan！
Dabao：10yuan?！My god.I had just earned 20Yuan one day！5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones.
Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter.
7Yuan,my lovely beauty.
Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao：What asmart woman！Bad luck！I'm bankrupt.I have to change my place.
Hope Iwould not meet her any more！Let's go！Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大宝。
史先生：税收是国家财政收入的首要来历。在过去的20年中，税收部分和上税人的关系有了明显转变
。此刻，税收部分--小福和上税人--卖羊肉串的大宝将会上演这个转变。好生在1980年的一幕。
(1980年首都三里河的一个市场)
大宝：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，来点羊肉串吧。(羊肉串掉了
又捡了起来)
小福：交税，交税！
大宝：(换了脸色)出租车?哪有出租车?这没有出租车。
小福：交税！交--税！
大宝：什么是交税?我就知道有出租车！你想让我帮你叫出租车吗?出租车--！出租车--！
小福：够了！你笑话大全是老板吗?
大宝：不，不，不，不是！我就是随便看看。老板去茅厕了。
小福：你--不是老板?不成能！你已经在这呆2小时了。
大宝：是吗?(小福：当然。)你怎么知道的?
小福：我工作室的窗口就冲这开！我已经注重你2个小时了。
大宝：好大的虫子啊！
小福：别华侈我的时间！请上税--10元！
大宝：10元?我的天啊。我一天才挣20元！5元行吗?
小福：别骗我了，你已经挣过200元了。
大宝：6元，亲爱的姐姐?
7元，美丽的女人。
大宝：不是你刚才说的，也不是我刚才说的，让咱们再从头定一个。8元，怎么样?
小福：(四处看了下)好吧，就这样，但是没有发票。
(大宝付了8元，小福离开了)
大宝：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破产了！我得换个地儿。希望不会再遇到她。走！加把油再好好找找
㈦ 适合截取经典桥段拍成微电影的英文电影，四个人，三女一男