❶ 求大学四人美剧英语表演剧本！跪求！！！
傲慢与偏见
Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
伊丽莎白：我原以为你在伦敦。
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I''m not.
达西：不...不，我不在那。
Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.
简：是的，一千次说是的。
Caroline Bingley: I can''t help thinking that at some point someone is going to proce a piglet and we''ll all have to chase it.
卡罗琳：我忍不住不去想在某个地方某人也许会弄出一直小猪来，我们都必须去追逐它。
Caroline Bingley: Goodness, did you walk here Miss Bennet?
卡罗琳：谢天谢地，你是在这儿散步吗本尼特小姐？
Elizabeth Bennet: I did.
伊丽莎白：是的。
Caroline Bingley: Charles. You cannot be serious.
卡罗琳：查尔斯。你不能这么严肃。
Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.
简：他只是一个年轻人通常会这么做的。
Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
夏洛特：科林斯先生和我订婚了。
Elizabeth Bennet: Engaged?
伊丽莎白：订婚？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes.
夏洛特：是的。
Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
伊丽莎白：就要结婚了？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes, Lizzie, what other kind of engaged is there? Oh, for heaven''s sake, Lizzie, don''t look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn''t be as happy with him as any other.
夏洛特：是的，丽滋，难道还有别的订婚吗？哦，老天保佑，丽滋，不要那样看着我。并没有任何世俗的理由，为什么我不能和别人一样和他在一起幸福。
Elizabeth Bennet: But he''s ridiculous.
伊丽莎白：但是他很可笑。
Charlotte Lucas: Oh hush.
夏洛特：哦闭嘴。
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
达西先生：我爱你。最热烈地。请接受我的手。
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
伊丽莎白：先生，我很欣赏你经历过的挣扎，并且我很抱歉引起你的伤痛。相信我，这些都是无意而为的。
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
达西先生：这就是你的回答？
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
伊丽莎白：是的，先生。
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
达西先生：你是...你是在嘲笑我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
伊丽莎白：不。
Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me?
达西先生：你是在拒绝我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: I''m sure that the feelings which, as you''ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
伊丽莎白：我很相信这种感觉，当你告诉我有碍于你的尊重，这会帮助你克服过去的。
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
达西先生：我可以问为什么吗，礼貌性地戴着一点点努力，我因而就被拒绝了？
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
伊丽莎白：并且我可能也想知道为什么，这对我是如此明显的一个侮辱，你选择是告诉我你喜欢我还是反对你自己更好的决定吧。
❷ 急需四人英语短剧剧本两部
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.-in-law,what’sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）
Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
❸ 求四人英语搞笑短剧剧本 四五分钟左右
《老友记S01E04台词》
蓝帽子：（对护士说）Excuse me?
护士：（对电话说）It saysto call this number if you’re not completely satisfied with this candy bar.Well, I’m not completely satisfied.（停顿）well, but the labelpromised that nutty goodness.
蓝帽子：（对护士说）Listen, it’s kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, orwe’d be in the predicament room.（干笑）
护士：（不耐烦的看着蓝帽子,手里仍拿着电话）Holdon. Fill these out, sit over there.（扔给蓝帽子一个表格）
（蓝帽子接过表格）
歪鼻子：（捂着鼻子跑过来对护士说）Look, I don’t wanna make any troble, okay. But I’m in a lot of painhere, alright? My face is danted.
护士：（拿着电话看着手里的巧克力，一眼都不看歪鼻子说）Well,you’ll have to wait your turn.
白衣服：（对护士说）Well, how long do you think it’ll be?
护士：（仍拿着电话看向白衣服说）Any minute now.（讥笑）
歪鼻子：（对护士说）Hey miss.
（护士凶恶的看向三人，三人被吓得后退一步后坐在了一旁的沙发上）
（歪鼻子接受完治疗回来）
蓝帽子：（指向歪鼻子）Heyman!
白衣服：（同时喊道）Heybuddy!
歪鼻子：Hi！（然后把表格轻松的丢在桌子上，看向了护士）
护士：（冷漠）Oh, that’sattractive.（讥笑）
蓝帽子：（对护士说）Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the lambs.（偷笑）
（歪鼻子和白衣服冷眼看着白帽子）
蓝帽子：（对歪鼻子说）Ohcome on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
歪鼻子：（反问蓝帽子）Fun?Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? （问白衣服）Whereis my puck?
白衣服：（转身指向小孩子说道）Oh,ah. The kid has it.
歪鼻子：（顺着白衣服指的方向走过去）The kid..?
（三人走向那个小孩子）
歪鼻子：（对小孩说）Excuseme, uh, that’s, that’s my puck.
小孩子：（转头面对歪鼻子说）Ifound it.（并得意的说）Finders keepers, losers weepers.
蓝帽子：（歪鼻子和蓝帽子对视一眼，蓝帽子叉腰无奈）You gotta doit, man.
歪鼻子：（底气不足）Ohyeah? Well, I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you …?（转头对蓝帽子说）Can’tdo it. （蓝帽子耸肩拍拍歪鼻子转身走开）
歪鼻子：（无奈继续对小孩说）Listenuh… gimme back my puck.
小孩：（果断且头也不回）No.
歪鼻子：（去抢小孩手里的东西）’Yes’,how about. （小孩：No.）Come here. （小孩：No.）Gimme!（小孩：No!）
护士：Hey! Hey!No rough holding in my ER!
歪鼻子&小孩：（拉扯中）Give memy puck!!!
（Puck突然被夺飞，飞向了护士的头，护士被砸晕了。三人对视）
歪鼻子：（惊楞了一下，对白衣服说）…Nowthat was fun.
❹ 适合四人人演的英文剧本
《百万英镑》高中英语课本上就有，我们演过，有一块是主要是两个富翁，一个交了好运的主人公，和一个看门人。或者是亨利去吃饭那场，由亨利（主人公），老板，老板娘，服务生。这两幕刚刚好都只需四人，大概是在人教版高中英语必修三上，或者必修四，我记不太清了，可以试试，借本英语书看一下。希望帮到你！！！
❺ 急求四人英语短剧剧本
英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）
Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
❻ 谁能帮忙找篇4人英语剧本
A--------------Andy(student)
J---------------Jane(student)
C--------------Cherry(student)
S--------------Sandy(student)
W------------- Mr. White (a foreign principal)
B-------------- Ms. Black (a foreign teacher)
Scene 1(On the school main road)
Time: Just before the class
(The bell is ringing and a student is rushing to his classroom.)
A student: Ah, I am late.I must hurry.
(While running, he throws his drinking bottle towards the stbin but fails. He doesn’t stop and keeps running. Andy comes up with a stack of books in his arms. He doesn’t notice the bottle and steps on it…)
A: Ow! What is it! (He collects the books ，puts the bottle
into the stbin and leaves)
Scene2 (In the classroom)
C: What's the matter with you?
A：This morning I stepped on a drinking bottle and fell down!
J/C/S：Haha...
S: You are “lucky”.
A：I don’t think it’s funny.
C: Don’t be angry. I will help you to find out the guy who
threw the bottle and …
A: Well~ I don’t want to find out the person. What I want to say is that the 2010 EXPO is coming. These days we are busy making our city beautiful and our school environmentally friendly, but we are still making unconscious errors. To be good hosts, we should do more, and we should change.
J：Yes, you are quite right. I don’t want to be considered uncivilized. We’d better find some remedial measures to improve our campus environment. After all, school is our second home.
C: We can help to collect the rubbish around the campus. (to A) And, you won’t be tripped again.
A：It’s a good way. But I don’t think collecting rubbish is the only way to make our school environmentally friendly. I believe we can do more and it’s a long way to go.
J：Yeah. I got an idea. We can set up a recycling center beside the back door of each classroom. Then the students can put all the waste paper and bottles in it. I believe it will be very useful.
A: Besides, we can reuse paper, text books, the batteries and
even school uniforms.
J/S/C: Textbooks and uniforms!? How can that be?
A: Of course. If we protect the textbooks carefully while using them, we can pass them to the juniors. If all the students do so, I think much fewer trees will be cut down every year.
J：Oh, it’s really a good idea. And we can rece the disposable things, such as one-off chopsticks, plastic cups, plastic bags, and things like that. It will also help to protect the environment.
A: Furthermore, I know that some of our classmates are studying solar power. So maybe, we can ask them to make some solar powered lamps. These lamps can shine for the boarding students at night and then we can save energy and improve our campus environment.
A/C/J：Good idea!
Scene3
One month later, it so happens that our foreign friends, Mr.
White and Ms. Black come to visit our school.
C: Do you know two foreign teachers from our sister school in
London will come to visit us.
J: Really?
C: Yes, and I believe we will show them an environmentally
friendly shcool.
(on the school main road)
C: Welcome to our school, Mr. white and Ms. Black. Now
let’s show you around the school.
W: Thank you very much. Oh, you have a very beautiful
school. It’s very large and clean.
B：Is it very hard to keep the school so clean and tidy?
C：No, every week, the students from one class will be responsible for cleaning the campus. But what is more important is that we students are aware of the importance of protecting the environment and not throwing litter about .
W: You are very right. Consciousness of responsibility is the
most important.
PART I
A：Mr. White and Ms. Black, as you have seen the lamp, do you think it is special?
B: En… I think it's a common lamp.
J：In fact it's a solar powered lamp. They receive sun light in the day and proce energy instead of electricity.
W: That’s very fresh and original. It can save lots of energy. We all know that solar energy is the best source and it also rece the pollution greatly.
B: I think it’s very good to use solar powered lamps in the school. (turns to Mr. White) Do you think it’s possible for our students to make solar powered lamps in our school?
W: Yes, of course. It’s a good idea. The students from both schools can share their technology.
PART II
J: We have done many activities of environment protection.
Some students made some dresses with waste materials.
A: Also I made some pictures.They are famous Chinese flowers. Mr. White and Ms. Black, can you find out what they are made of?
B: (looking closely) Oh, my dear. They're made of Coke bottles.
A: Yes, they are made of Coke bottles that are recycled by our students.
B: En, very good, full of imagination.
C: Thank you. I think the enthusiasm of students’ protecting environment has improved a lot.
W: We are glad to see that your school has done so well on improving the environment of the school.
A/J/C/S: Thank you very much.
A: In fact we didn’t do so well in the past, but we are changing. As you know, Shanghai will hold the 2010 EXPO. We hope that we can be qualified hosts.
W: I believe you will.
A: And I want to give you these two pictures as presents.
W/B: Thank you! I love it.
PARTIII
A: Mr. White, this is our school canteen. It offers lunch to all the students. Boarding students also have breakfast and supper here.
W: It’s very large and clean. I know there are more than 1000 students in your school, and it’s a great job to feed so many boys and girls.
B: Do you use still throw-away tableware?
A: No, to help protect the environment, we don’t use disposable lunch boxes or chopsticks any more. Look, we use this kind of stainless trays. Chinese are changing, and we students also know that we should try not to use disposable things and rece the white pollution.
W: It sounds great. I find that there are much fewer plastic bags on the ground than than before in China and Shanghai has become cleaner and more beautiful.
A: Yes, it has. I wish you will enjoy your stay in Shanghai.
W/B: Yes, we will.
（at the school gate）
W: Time passes so quickly and it’s time for us to leave now. We have a very good time today. We are deeply impressed by what you have done. I hope that we will have a chance to visit Shanghai when the world Expo is held in 2010 and I also hope to bring my students here. I believe they can learn a lot from you.
J: Yeah, we should always learn from each other. Environment protection is an important issue in every country. We should share different ways of protecting the environment. We are very glad that you enjoy your visit to our school. We are already looking forward to your next visit.
W:Once again, I want to say: thank you very much.
W/B: Bye-bye.
A/J/C/S: Bye-bye!
背景说明：
为了迎接“世博会”在上海举行，全上海积极开展节能环保的活动，在这个大背景下，我校学生自发行动，开展了各项活动，保护环境，动手制作节能环保产品，提倡学习生活中的环保文明行为。这个情景剧就是描写这样一个背景下发生的故事。由于是讲述发生在校园里的故事，本剧采用的是实景拍摄，希望能使内容更加真实。一旦有需要，我们也可以拍摄成舞台剧。
❼ 适合4个人演的美国名著英文剧本，5-8分钟
试试 The Cyclops 和 10,000 Cigarettes
10,000Cigarettes台词好背些, 写在下面。因为字数的关系，另一篇你可以自己去网上找。
10,000CIGARETTES
byALEX BROUN
Characters-
GLORIA 1
GLORIA 2
GLORIA 3
GLORIA 4
(AS 1, 2, 3 & 4)
1: 49, 50, 51 -
1& 2: 52, 53, 54 -
1,2 & 3: 55, 56, 57 -
1,2, 3 & 4: 58, 59, 60!
2:Ta dah!
[LIGHT CIGARETTES, SMOKE. SIGH.]
1: So this guy at the funeral –
4: Guy is too kind –
2: This jerk –
1: This jerk reckons that I can’t go one minute
4: Without lighting a cigarette.
3: One minute!
2: Ha. Showed him.
1: So time to celebrate
[SMOKE.EXHALE. SIGH.]
2: That is one of the great things about –
4: the magic white cylinder.
3: It’s perfect for any occasion.
1: “Talking with friends” –
2: the chat cigarette.
3: “Out with colleagues” –
4: the social cigarette.
2: “Having a few drinks” –
1: the boozy cigarette.
2: “Having a few more drinks” –
3: the boozier cigarette.
1: “Taking a quick break from work” –
4: the sidewalk cigarette.
2: Not “smoko” or “fag break”
3: – sidewalk cigarette.
1: Much more style –
4: which is what cigarettes are all about –
1: S –
2: t –
3: y –
1: l –
4: e.
ALL: Style.
1: “What a great meal. I’m stuffed” –
4: the apres dinner cigarette.
3: Cigarettes always taste better after an excellent dinner –
2: That is if it’s possible for cigarettes to taste better than theyalready do.
3: “Nothing happening”
1: – the bored cigarette.
2: “Impressing the new man” –
4: the looking cool cigarette.
3: “Breaking up with the new man” –
1: the broken hearted cigarette.
4: “Out for a country drive”
3: – the cruise cigarette.
2: “Pack of Holiday Slims thanks.”
1: The cheap cigarette.
3: “I love you, you’re my best friend”
4: – the shared cigarette.
1: “I’m broke and this is my last one” –
2: the definitely not shared cigarette.
4: “Relaxing in the pergola” –
1: the outdoor cigarette.
3: Isn’t it interesting how many times smoking is linked withrelaxing here ?
2: “My parents don’t know I smoke”
1: – the illicit cigarette.
4: “On a yacht” –
3: the wind and waves cigarette.
4: “On a plane” –
1: the dangerous cigarette.
4: “In a petrol station” –
2: the very dangerous cigarette.
4: I don’t like the term
2: fag,
3: ciggie,
1: smoke. I prefer to call them by their full name –
ALL: cigarette.
3: Derived from the fact that it is a smaller version of itsantecedent –
2: Anti– who?
3: Cedent.
4: Ancestor.
2:Which was?
1: The cigar.
4: But whereas cigars are
1: big,
2: heavy
3: awkward.
4: The cigarette is –
1: dainty,
2: elegant,
3: convenient
4: and fits perfectly between my
1: dainty,
2: elegant
3: conveniently-well-shaped-for-holding-a-cigarette
4: fingers.
1: I remember my first cigarette. That moment of –
3: Realisation
4: Inhalation
2: Excitation.
1: An awakening of
4: Spirit
3: Awareness.
2: Lungs
1: An Epiphany. I used to hide around the corner and watch him
2: Standing on the verandah,
3: Leaning in the doorway,
4: Hair slicked back –
1: Dark blue singlet
2: And gripped in his
3: Strong tanned fingers
4: The constant flickering glow.
1: I pinched one of his
2: Kents
3: From the crush top pack
4: on the kitchen table
1: Lit it on the stove
2: And after just one puff –
4: I knew
3: Between coughs
1: I had discovered a secret
3: friend
2: conspirator
4: lover
3: God.
实在写不下，要得话说一声。不过上网应该也能找到啦。
❽ 求推荐适合四人表演的英文电影或名著
《威尼斯商人》法庭对决的部分：人物：鲍西亚，安东尼奥，夏洛克，尼丽莎
❾ 英语期末实践考 老师要求四个人演电影片段 求电影剧本 6分钟左右即可 美国电影 最好经典励志 英语版
那你当然可以选择当幸福来敲门了。
美国电影《当幸福来敲门》（The Pursuit of Happyness）取材真实故事。故事的主角就是当今美国黑人投资专家Chris Gardner。成功诠释出一位濒临破产、老婆离家的落魄业务员，如何刻苦耐劳的善尽单亲责任，奋发向上成为股市交易员，最后成为知名的金融投资家的励志故事。
首先你要选择三个人，两男一女，分别饰演威尔史密斯饰演的克里斯加德纳，还有一个饰演他儿子，另外一个女生饰演他老婆~。还要一个女生，饰演一个混混女，随便起一个名字好了。OK我们开始：
镜头一：史密斯的老婆为了生计在打工，回来还要洗衣照顾孩子，而史密斯事业却没有，仪器推销不出去，儿子安慰爸爸妈妈也在哭~对话：妻子：你看看你在干什么？同事都穿漂亮的衣服而我没有！儿子应该有一个美好的未来却没有！。。史密斯：直说抱歉却没办法。儿子：爸爸妈妈别吵架。。。等等等等 自己编。
镜头二：威尔史密斯背着他的仪器，在马路上推销。走走停停，然后他要一个路边玩乐器的女孩子帮他看下自己的仪器，对话开始，大意是请求帮忙什么的，你自己编好了。然后女孩子答应，还说没问题好好看什么的，转眼史密斯走开，女孩抱着仪器跑了。镜头结束，史密斯自言自语：“我生活的这一部分叫做冒傻气”—
镜头三：办公室他在面试，选择一位同学来饰演上司。OK开始，面试官问他是怎样的人。。他回答“我就是这样一种人——你向我提问，如果我答不上来我就会告诉你‘我不知道’，但我保证我清楚该怎样找到答案，我会找到答案的“。面试官说“假设有个人不穿着正装就跑过来面试然后我却录用了他，你会怎么评价？”“那他的裤子一定很讲究。”电影原话，自己翻译就好。
镜头四：他和儿子在篮球场打篮球，停下来时，孩子问他什么是生活，什么是成功，什么是幸福？他回答：
“别让别人告诉你你成不了才，即使是我也不行。”。
“你有梦想的话你就得去捍卫它。”
“那些自己没有成材的人会说你也不能成材。”
镜头五：老婆儿子一家其乐融融，他独白：“我生命中的这个阶段，这个很短的阶段叫做幸福，当你做的足够了，幸福就会来敲门。”
完
好累。。。