英文电影搞笑版对话

⑴ 英文电影对白配音，大约15分钟，大家推荐几部吧

我觉得冰河世纪很搞笑，12分37秒～28分那段，总共就三个人的对话，绝对搞笑～很拉气氛～很拉风哦～老少咸宜～尤其适合搞笑～
记得把分给我哦～哈哈

⑵ 求5、6分钟的英文电影对话

看了这么多电影还是很难想起两个女生5，6分钟的对话。

找个动画片吧，随便一个动画片都可以用丙个女生在演。

玩具总动员；电力公司

⑶ 求经典英文电影对白，搞笑一点的

你去看看《老友记》里
太多了啊
推荐809那集 就是布拉德皮特客串的那集

⑷ 求一个经典英语电影片段的对话

值得背的电影台词
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》
1.You know some birdsare not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch.That's yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing everdies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。

二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事（也可理解为傻人有傻福)。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢?
6.You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
7.If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8.It made me look like a ck in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9.Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10.I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11.I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating aroundaccidentally——like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。

三《The Lion King狮子王》
1.Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2.I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3.I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking fortrouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4.When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5.It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6.You can't change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7.Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn fromit.
对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8.This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9.Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10.I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。

四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for,worth dying for. Because it is the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远。
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.
我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always getpaid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, Ilove you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer foryou than I've waited for any woman.
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never behungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了！
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world inwhich there is no place for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out forsomething that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all,tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家。我要想办法让他回来。不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。

五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I wasscreaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛。
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了。(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, ifyou would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以。把你的心交给我吧。
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫。
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you'rein the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, orwho I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know whathand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.
我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be nomore death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be anymore pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣。

六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see youthrough this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你。埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚。
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your ordertakes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生。
3.Destiny takes a hand.
命中注定。
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人。
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱。
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over theage of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易。
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士。
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you are attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attractedto their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just twoneuroses knowing they are a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引。因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双。
10.Everybody panics before they get married.
每个人婚前都会紧张的。
11.Your destiny can be your doom.
命运也许会成为厄运。
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'mmore in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量。
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to besomeone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象。
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? Whatwould I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切。

七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessfulman, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的联系。
9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。
12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。那么为什么我还要去实践？
14.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看着别人工作！
15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

⑸ 急求！英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking.。

Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

欢迎来到我们的周日电视节目。和往常一样，我先自我介绍一下。我是凯文。我最喜欢的电视明星是凯文。是我。我只是开玩笑。

现在，让我们开始我们的电视节目。今天我们来谈谈人们的娱乐。约翰，你喜欢什么类型的电影？

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

嗯，我最喜欢喜剧。我最喜欢的喜剧是憨豆先生。罗温·艾金森是我最喜欢的电影明星。

A: How about you, C?

甲:你呢，丙？

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

我最喜欢科幻电影。我认为科学非常有用。我也喜欢科幻电影。你喜欢吗，D？

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

D:恩，我更喜欢动画片。他们很有趣。

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

乙:网球。我能弹得很好。而费德勒是我最喜欢的运动员。他是一名伟大的运动员。他获得了许多冠军。

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

我是一名排球爱好者。

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

打排球是我的爱好。

C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.

我也喜欢排球。我们晚些时候去游行好吗，C？

A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

我们今天的特别电视节目到此结束。再见！祝您愉快！

情景对话介绍：

情景会话主要考查考生对日常生活中经常运用的交流语言及其应答的掌握情况，内容包括问候、介绍、打电话，感谢、问路、祝贺、道歉、应允、赞成、谈论天气、购物等等。

在情景会话中，应注意以下几个方面：

1、切忌以汉语的思维和表达方式代替外语的习惯表达，忽视中外文化差异。

2、切忌脱离语境，不注意语境的限定，生搬硬套语法规则。

⑹ 求有趣的英文电影或电视剧对话，两个人的对话

[from trailer]
Announcer: [shows a Superman logo on a blue background] In 2007, leaping his way onto the silver screen, the greatest hero in American history.
Homer Simpson: 57 [camera zooms out to show Homer in a Superman shirt and underwear] fca
[timidly]
Homer Simpson: I forgot what I was supposed to say!
Announcer: The Simpsons Movie. Opening worldwide July 27, 2007.
Homer Simpson: Uh oh! We better get started!
Montgomery Burns: [in background] Excellent.
[from trailer]
Lisa Simpson: Ladders! They've got ladders!
[from trailer]
Homer Simpson: [woozily] This film is not yet rated.
[from trailer]
[Homer is whipping his dogs]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run!
Homer Simpson: Jump! Jump!
Homer Simpson: Rest! Rest!
Homer Simpson: I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...
[the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream]

⑺ 英文电影经典对话（英文的）

电影《绿色奇迹》里面的一段对话，是我最喜欢的....这一段讲的是一个善良、纯真、有着超自然力量并且处处帮助别人不计回报的死刑犯“约翰”（他是被冤枉的）将要处决之时与监狱主管“保罗”的一段对话（监狱主管知道他是无罪的） Paul Edgecomb： What do you want me to do John? I'll do it. You want me to let you walk out of here and see how far you get? 保罗：约翰你想让我做什么我都会做。你想让我放你离开这里，看看你能走到多远吗？ John Coffey: Now why would you want to do a foolish thing like that? 约翰：为什么你会想做那么愚蠢的事？ Paul Edgecomb: When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job? 保罗：当我死了，我站在上帝面前等候审判，他问我为什么让他的奇迹死去，我该说什么，那是我的工作？ John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand? 约翰：你告诉上帝是出于善意。我知道你伤心焦虑，我可以感觉到，但你现在必须停止。因为我希望结束。真的，我累了。厌倦在路上，像雨中孤独的麻雀。厌倦没有伙伴陪伴，或者告诉我何去何从，或者为什么。我厌倦了人们丑陋的彼此相待，厌倦了每天感到和听到的伤痛。太多了。它一直就像我脑袋里的玻璃碴。你能理解吗？ Paul Edgecomb: Yes, John. I think I can. 保罗：是的，约翰，我想我能。 1、《耶稣受难记》里的一段： http://ke..com/view/339082.htm Jesus: You have heard it said you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. For if you love only those who love you, what reward is there in that? 耶稣：你听说过应该爱自己的邻居而仇恨自己的敌人。但我告诉你，爱你的敌人并为迫害你的人祈祷。因为如果你只爱爱你的人，那么会有什么报答？ 2、《海上钢琴师》里的一段： http://ke..com/view/21055.htm “Land? Land is a ship too big for me. It's a woman too beautiful; it's a voyage too long, a perfume too strong. It's a music I don't know how to make. I could never get off this ship. At best, I can step off my life. After all, I don't exist for anyone. You're an exception, Max, you're the only one who knows I'm here. You're a minority, and you better get used to it. Forgive me, my friend, but I'm not getting off.” “陆地？陆地对我来说是一艘太大的船，一个太漂亮的女人，一段太长的旅行，一瓶太刺鼻的香水，一种我不会创作的音乐。我永远无法放弃这艘船，不过幸好，我可以放弃我的生命。反正没人记得我存在过，而你是例外，max，你是唯一一个知道我在这里的人。你是唯一一个，而且你最好习惯如此。原谅我，朋友，我不会下船的。” 我可以在有限的钢琴键中创造出无限的旋律，但我无法在无限的城市中，无尽的街道间找到属于我的空间。 这是个秘密，秘密是不应该被公开的 令我恐惧的不是我所见，而是我所未见。 3、《肖申克的救赎》中的一段： http://ke..com/view/18388.htm Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stump your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth,I don't give a shit. Red:我无时无刻不对自己的所作所为深感内疚,这不是因为我在这里(监狱),也不是讨好你们(假释官)。回首曾经走过的弯路,我多么想对那个犯下重罪的愚蠢的年轻人说些什么,告诉他我现在的感受,告诉他还可以有其他的方式解决问题。可是,我做不到了.那个年轻人早已淹没在岁月的长河里,只留下一个老人孤独地面对过去。重新做人?骗人罢了!小子,别再浪费我的时间了,盖你的章吧,说实话，我不在乎。 检举 回答人的补充 2010-02-02 14:41 《暮光之城》中的一段对白： http://ke..com/view/1738736.htm Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. Edward Cullen："Say it out loud. Say it. " Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. " 贝拉：我知道你是什么了。你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。 爱德华：“大声的说出来。说出！” 伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。”

⑻ 经典电影对话英文版

《肖申克的救赎》
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.
坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies!
记着，希望是件好东西，没准儿是件最好的东西，而且从没有一样好东西会消逝！
Get busy living, Or get busy dying.
忙活，或者等死

《乱世佳人》：After all,tomorrow is another day!
不管怎样，明天是新的一天!
We become the most familiar strangers.
我们变成了世上最熟悉的陌生人。
Later,respectively,wander and suffer sorrow.
今后各自曲折，各自悲哀

⑼ 找一段两人的经典英语电影对话

罗切斯特：简。jane.
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过了坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
简：让我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简。说你嫁给我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
简：你是说真的？you
mean
it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
简：我必须离开您。i
must
leave
you.
《简爱》中的经典英文对白
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