幽默英语电影情景对话

㈠ 求幽默的英语情景对话（3人），有附中文翻译的，3~5分钟左右。 符合的另加分

有一个人有三个儿子,老大叫流氓,老二叫菜刀,老三麻烦。有一天，麻烦失踪了，老大带着老二来到公安局报警，老大对警察说：“警察你好,我是流氓(老大)带着菜刀(老二)来找麻烦(老三)。”

There was a man who had three sons, one called rogue,The second call Kitchen knife,The third call trouble.One day,trouble Be missing,Mobile phone with The second
To the Public Security Bureau To alarm，Mobile phone The police said：“The police hello，
I'm blackguard( Mobile phone) with Kitchen knife(The second ) come look for In trouble(The third ).

㈡ 和同学看完电影后英语口语情景对话 有关电影或演员

A: Flasila,what do you think of this movie?

弗莱西拉，你认为这部电影怎么样？

B: Oh,just so-so.I don't think the actors act very well.

哦，一般般吧。我认为男演员们演的并不好。
A: But,I think the young girl in the movie is very good.What's her name?

但是，我觉得电影里的那个年轻女孩很棒。她叫什么名字？
B :The Africa girl? Her name is Molley Salnia.

那个非洲女孩吗？她的名字叫莫里·塞尼娅。
A: I want to see her more films.
我想去看她的更多的电影.
B: Let's find on the Internet.

让咱们去互联网上找找。

Okay,Let's go!

好，咱们走吧

㈢ 急求！英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking.。

Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

欢迎来到我们的周日电视节目。和往常一样，我先自我介绍一下。我是凯文。我最喜欢的电视明星是凯文。是我。我只是开玩笑。

现在，让我们开始我们的电视节目。今天我们来谈谈人们的娱乐。约翰，你喜欢什么类型的电影？

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

嗯，我最喜欢喜剧。我最喜欢的喜剧是憨豆先生。罗温·艾金森是我最喜欢的电影明星。

A: How about you, C?

甲:你呢，丙？

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

我最喜欢科幻电影。我认为科学非常有用。我也喜欢科幻电影。你喜欢吗，D？

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

D:恩，我更喜欢动画片。他们很有趣。

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

乙:网球。我能弹得很好。而费德勒是我最喜欢的运动员。他是一名伟大的运动员。他获得了许多冠军。

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

我是一名排球爱好者。

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

打排球是我的爱好。

C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.

我也喜欢排球。我们晚些时候去游行好吗，C？

A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

我们今天的特别电视节目到此结束。再见！祝您愉快！

情景对话介绍：

情景会话主要考查考生对日常生活中经常运用的交流语言及其应答的掌握情况，内容包括问候、介绍、打电话，感谢、问路、祝贺、道歉、应允、赞成、谈论天气、购物等等。

在情景会话中，应注意以下几个方面：

1、切忌以汉语的思维和表达方式代替外语的习惯表达，忽视中外文化差异。

2、切忌脱离语境，不注意语境的限定，生搬硬套语法规则。

㈣ 英语情景对话关于看电影

SHARON: Did you see the new Nicolas Cage movie?
DEREK: Which one?
SHARON: "Snake Eyes". I just saw it last night with my friend Sarah.
DEREK: No, I haven't seen it yet. But I saw "Con Air". I thought that was good.
SHARON: I think Nicolas Cage is great.
DEREK: Really? Why? He isn't very handsome.
SHARON: No, but he's got character. He can act with a lot of depth.
DEREK: It's interesting you like him so much.
Usually I think women don't like him. They like more handsome actors.
SHARON: That's not always true.
But I like some very handsome actors. Like Alec Baldwin.
But I don't like an actor just because he is handsome.
DEREK: Do you like Keanu Reeves?
SHARON: No, not at all.
DEREK: Why not?
SHARON: I just think he is a bad person. He seems very arrogant.
DEREK: Maybe it's the characters he plays. Maybe in real life he's a good guy.
SHARON: No, I think an actor often plays characters that match his real personality.
They are naturally better at such characters.
And I can sense something about Keanu Reeves. I don't like it. He seems like a jerk.
DEREK: Hmm. Maybe. So who is your favorite then?
SHARON: Nicolas Cage.
DEREK: I used to like Nicolas Cage more than I do now.
He used to play more interesting roles.
SHARON: What do you mean? What movies?
DEREK: Oh, my favorite Nicolas Cage movie was Wild at Heart.
He was perfect for that role.
SHARON: I saw "Wild at Heart". It was disgusting. I almost couldn't watch it.
DEREK: It was a kind of movie that they call black humor.
SHARON: Yes, I know.
Black humor is humor with a lot of violence or horrible things in it.
I don't like black humor.
DEREK: What about "Raising Arizona"? Did you see that?
SHARON: No.
DEREK: You must see it.
To me, that is the classic Nicolas Cage movie. He is perfect for it.
SHARON: I like his new movies.
DEREK: Well, I know he is more popular since he started doing action movies.
But I always think he should be a comic actor. That is what he does best.

雪伦：你看过尼可拉斯·凯吉的新电影吗？
狄瑞克：哪一部？
雪伦：《蛇眼》。昨晚我和我的朋友莎拉去看了。
狄瑞克：我还没去看，不过我看过《空中监狱》，觉得不错。
雪伦：我觉得尼可拉斯·凯吉很棒。
狄瑞克：真的啊？为什么？他又不是很帅。
雪伦：不过他很有个性，演得很有深度。
狄瑞克：你这么喜欢他，实在是太有趣了。
我觉得通常女生不喜欢他，他们喜欢帅的男演员。
雪伦：不全是如此。
雪伦：不全是如此。我也喜欢一些非常帅的演员，像是亚历·鲍德温。
不过我不会只是因为一个男演员帅就喜欢他。
狄瑞克：你喜欢基努·李维斯吗？
雪伦：一点都不喜欢。
狄瑞克：为什么？
雪伦：我觉得他是个坏人，他看上去很自大。
狄瑞克：那也许是戏中人物的个性吧，现实生活中的他可能是个好人。
雪伦：不，我认为演员演的角色常常和他本人的个性应该差不多。
这样演起来比较像。
从基努·李维斯饰演的角色里我能感觉到一些我不喜欢的东西，他看起来像痞子。
狄瑞克：唔，也许吧。那么你最喜欢的演员是谁？
雪伦：尼可拉斯·凯吉。
狄瑞克：我以前比现在更喜欢尼可拉斯·凯吉。
他以前演的角色都比较有趣。
雪伦：怎么说呢？哪部电影？
狄瑞克：噢，我最喜欢的尼可拉斯·凯吉的电影，就是那部《我心狂野》。
他演得太棒了。
雪伦：我看过《我心狂野》，好恶心喔，我几乎看不下去。
狄瑞克：那是他们所说的黑色幽默。
雪伦：是的，我知道。
黑色幽默就是充满暴力与恐怖。
我不喜欢黑色幽默。
狄瑞克：那么《抚养亚历桑纳》呢？你看过吗？
雪伦：没有。
狄瑞克：你一定要看。
我觉得那是尼可拉斯·凯吉的经典之作，他演得很棒。
雪伦：我喜欢他的新电影。
狄瑞克：唔，我知道自从他开始拍动作片后就更受欢迎了。
但我总认为他应该演喜剧片，那是他最擅长的角色。

㈤ 英语双人情景幽默对话

经典对话一：

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

经典对话二：

男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

经典对话三：

男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

经典对话四：

男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）

经典对话五：

男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）

经典对话六：

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

㈥ 急需英语幽默四人情景对话，

第一篇

Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

第二篇

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

第三篇（有点长）

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

㈦ 三人谈论电影的英语情景对话,带翻译,每人4句

Ann：I wonder what's your favourite movie？
Jane：Transformer.I like the splendid scene and the spirit of the transformer in the movie.
Mary：James·Bond.You see both of the actors are charming.And the romance in it is very impressive.What about you,Ann?
Ann:Well.Cinderla.Because I admire the love story of the poor girl and the princess.
J:Shall we go to see a movie in the cinema tomorrow ? There are so many intersting movies right now.
M:I can't agree more！

㈧ 求一篇两个人的英语情景对话。急急急！！！

A：嗨，琳达，你觉得我们昨晚看的那部电影怎么样？
A: Hey, Linda, what do you think of the movie that we saw last night?

B：嗨，比尔，我觉得还不错，但是我不喜欢那种类型的电影。
B: Hey, Bill, I feel pretty good, but I don't like that kind of film.

A：oh~为什么？我觉得还行啊，电影好刺激的。
A:oh~ why? I think the line ah, the movie well stimulation.

B：太恐怖了，看了会让人害怕。我比较喜欢搞笑一点的。就像《小鬼当家》，它让我感觉很开心。
B: too horrible, read will let a person fear. I love funny. Just like " home alone ", it made me feel very happy.

A：其实我也喜欢喜剧片，不过比较起来我更喜欢浪漫的，就像《第一次》，他们的爱情让人好感动。你看过吗？
A: Actually I like comedies, but I like romantic comparison, just like " the first time ", their love is so touched. Have you seen?

B：我一周前看过。我很喜欢Angelababy和赵又廷。但是我不太喜欢这种类型的电影。看了之后会使我难过。
B: I have a week ago. I very like Angelababy and Mark. But I don't like this kind of movie. After reading makes me sad.

A：那我们下次一起去看喜剧片吧。
A: we go to watch a comedy next time.

B：好啊，我知道最近有一部新电影出来了，叫做《人在囧途》，我们明天一起去吧
B: Well, I know there is a new movie coming out, called " embarrassed " in the way, tomorrow we go together

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