A. 金凯瑞搞笑电影中的经典台词
1、楚门的世界
Truman:Goodmorning,andincaseIdon'tseeya,goodafternoon,goodevening,andgoodnight!
Truman:假如再也见不到你,就祝你下午好，晚上好，晚安！
Sylvia:Lookatwhatyou'vedoohim!
Sylvia:看看你都对他作了什么！
Christof:.Theworld,theplaceyoulivein,isthesickplace.
Christof:我给了Truman过正常生活的机会。
而你所生活的世界，是一个病态的世界。
workExecutive:ForGod'ssake,Chris!Thewholeworldiswatching.Wecan'!
workExecutive:看在上帝的份上，Chris!全世界都看着呢。
我们不能让他当众死亡!
Christof:Hewa *** orninfrontofaliveaudience.
Christof:但他当众出生.
TrumanBurbank:Wasnothingreal?
Truman:一切都是假的?
Christof:Youwerereal.That'swhatmadeyousogoodtowatch...
Christof:你是真的，大家都爱看你……
2.大话王
MaxReede:Mydad?He's...aliar.
Max:我爸爸？他是个……骗子。
Teacher:Aliar?I'msureyoudon'tme *** iar.
老师：骗子？我肯定你不是这个意思。
MaxReede:Well,.
Max：他穿着西装去法庭，并且跟法官说话。
Teacher:Oh,youmeanhe'salawyer.
老师：哦，你是说他是个律师。
------------------------------------------------------------------MaxReede:Myteachertell *** ebeautyisontheinside.
Max:老师说美是内在的。
Fletcher:That'sjustsomethinguglypeoplesay.
Fletcher:只有那些长得丑的人才这么说。
Jerry:Iloveyou!
Jerry:我爱你！
Audrey:Thankyou.
Audrey:谢谢。
Jerry:Well,that'swasn'...
Jerry:那不是我想要的答案……
Audrey:Thankyouverymuch?
Audrey:非常感谢？
3.飞机神探头：
Melissa：Youknowwhat?I'mnotevengoingtotalktoyou.Wouldyoupleaseleave.
梅利莎：你懂什么？我不想和你说话，请你离开。
AceVentura：Why?Soyoucanbeathim?
艾斯：为什么？这样你就能揍他了？
AceVentura：Fatty.
艾斯：真肥。
Melissa：You'reunbelievable..
梅利莎：你让人难以置信，雇用你是我犯过的最大错误。
Riddle：?
瑞多：你究竟是怎么把一条500磅重的鱼弄丢的？
Melissa：I'msorrysir,Iwasjustgoingtosay,thatit'snotafish,it'samammal.
梅利莎：对不起先生，我只是想说，它不是条鱼，它是哺乳动物。
Riddle：Thankyou,missJacquesCousteau.
瑞多：谢谢你，雅克·库斯多（著名海洋学家）小姐。
B. 经典英文电影对白
我们看过的电影有不少了，那么有没有感到到你的电影对白呢?接下来，我给大家准备了经典英文电影对白,欢迎大家参考与借鉴。
经典英文电影对白
No. 1
1. Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)
2. Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3. Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4. Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5. Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6. You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7. If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8. It made me look like a ck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9. Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10. I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
11. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental?like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡)
NO. 2 The Lion King
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3. I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It’s like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can’t change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.
对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢?
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你?你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
No. 3 Gone with The Wind
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)
2.I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)
3.Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)
4.I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)
5.Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)
8.I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)
11.You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱 手相 让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)
12.Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天)
NO. 4 TITANIC
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.
2.We’re the luckiest sons-of-es in the world.
我们是真走运极了.(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn’t give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you’re heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你 的心交给我吧.
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,)
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C. 求哈利波特第三部韦斯莱兄弟给哈利地图时的搞笑台词(电影里的)
双胞胎给哈利活点地图时说的
“那是在我们一年级，我们和费尔奇之间发生了一点小小的****……”
“我们在走廊布下了几颗大粪弹……出于某种原因这令他很沮丧……”
“那时我们天真，无忧无虑……”
哈利哼了一下，他怀疑他们是否天真过
“月亮脸、虫尾巴、大脚板、尖头叉子，”乔治叹息着，拍拍这张地图的标题，“我们欠他们好多情呦。”
“高尚的人啊，不倦地工作，为的是帮助信一代破坏法规的人。”弗雷德庄严地说。
D. 急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
国内版
.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep
silent?
2.你又在吓我
You scare me again.
3.莫非是一家黑店?
Is this a
slaughter house?
4.长夜漫漫,无心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to
sleep.
5.如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心
If I can't be with the one who
I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven
Emperor.
6.要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?
Should I show you my
heart?
7.可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹
But happiness is always a flash
of time. We only have endless
pain.
8.有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you’ve
fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting
you.
9.可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!
But how can I fall in love with
a person I hate? Please give me a reason,
please!
10.爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?
We don't need any reason to love a
person. Don't we? Do we?
国外版
1.That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways.
俗话说，人们总会伤害他所爱的人，其实人们也会爱上他所伤害的人。
2.Echo:I could’t sleep. I could’t sleep. Everyting’s far way. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everyting’s a of a of a .
失眠症让我感受不到真实，一切都很虚幻，事情都成了相同的拷贝。
3.All life a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气.
4.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen,or who i'm going to meet,where i am going to wind up.
我喜欢早上一起来是一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局.
5..I figure life is gift and i don't intend on wasting it.You never knowwhat hand you're going to get dealt next.You learn to take life as itcomes at you.
我觉得生命是一种礼物,我不想浪费它,你不知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活.
6..To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值.
7..Godis wipe away all the tears from there eyes,and there shall be no moredeath. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, Neither shall there beany more pain,for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪,死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生离死别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
8..You are going to get out of there.You're going to on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow ang you're going to die and old , an old lady,warm in your bad.Not there,Not this night,Not like this .
你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大,你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是象这样的死去.
9..Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)
10..I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)
11..Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)
12..I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)
13..Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)
14..I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)
15..In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)
16,.I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman.(此句只可意会不可言传)
17..If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)
18.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)
19..You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)
20..Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天)
E. 找一段两人的经典英语电影对话
罗切斯特：简。jane.
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过了坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
简：让我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简。说你嫁给我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
简：你是说真的？you
mean
it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
简：我必须离开您。i
must
leave
you.
《简爱》中的经典英文对白
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