① 誰能幫我想個英語短劇的劇本
父愛如山，母愛如水
第一幕[校園]
{旁白：鐵柱的父母走了好幾天的路才來到鐵柱上大學的城市}
父：（上台，扇風）這天氣可真熱，俺家柱上大學都大半年沒有回家了，這不，今兒和他娘來看他，（回頭，回走）她娘，（母拄杖上）你倒是快點。
母：他爹，你都不能等等俺，俺一瞎老太太能走多快。
父：（站住、抬頭、回頭看母）他娘，到了，咱娃學校到了
母：（點頭、激動狀）到啦？他爹，看見咱柱沒？
父：讓俺在瞅瞅（東張西望狀）
柱：（打電話上台）喂，小麗啊，想我了吧，中午一塊吃飯吧，最近新開了一家店，味道還不錯。（路過父母）
父：她娘，咱柱，是咱柱！（拉母手）
母：（激動的扔杖亂摸）柱，在哪？柱——
柱：（回頭驚訝狀，握母手問爹）爹娘，你們怎麼來了？
父：（扶母）你娘最近老夢見你，這不就來看看
母：（握柱手，頭偏向父）盡瞎說，沒想。（摸柱臉）
柱：（躲開）想什麼想，我挺好的
父：柱，想吃啥就吃啥，別擔心錢（掏錢給柱）
柱：（急忙拿過錢數）一塊，五毛，爹，（拿錢問父）咋都是些零錢
父：（撓頭）這不是還沒來得及換么，你先湊合著用
柱：哦~（突然的）噢，爹娘，我都會還要上課，要不你們先走吧。（推搡狀）
母：（從包中拿出包）柱，別慌，這是你小時候最喜歡吃的雞蛋煎餅，讀書累，得補補
柱：（推過母手中的包）娘，我不吃，你拿回去
父：（拿過包塞給柱）拿上，你娘給你弄點吃的也不容易
柱：行行行，（不耐煩，看錶）你們趕緊走吧！（推搡狀，父撿起杖給母）
父：（扶母一同下台）柱，好好學習啊！
柱：（看見小麗）小麗，等久了吧，剛有點事，所以……不生氣吧？（小麗搖頭笑）就知道你不會，走吧，計程車。
第二幕[飯店]
{旁白：鐵柱和小麗二人在飯店裡}
（此時父扶母緩慢上台）
服務員：二位請點菜（鐵柱接過菜單給小麗）
小麗：紅燒丸子，宮保雞丁，日本豆腐
柱：再來個糖醋魚
{旁白：此時鐵柱的父母坐在了飯店櫥窗外的地上}
父：（掏出一個饅頭掰了一半給母）吃吧，都一天了
母：（把放在嘴邊的饅頭放下）哎，算了，明天再吃吧，饅頭也不多了，他爹，把水給俺（父找水，回頭，見柱親小麗，水壺掉）
母：（摸到水壺）他爹，咋了？
父：（撫母背）沒事，沒事。（回頭看柱，怒，沖進飯店，打柱一巴掌，指柱）你個不孝子！（小麗愣）我今天打死你！（小麗攔父，柱跑，父推開小麗追）我打你我！
柱：（跑出飯店時碰倒母，母倒）爹，別打，別打了！（父追出飯店繞過母）
小麗：（尾隨出飯店，見母倒在地，扶母）大娘，大娘，醒醒啊！（掏出手機給靈兒打）喂，靈兒么，你快來啊，出事了！
[黑燈]{旁白：鐵柱的母親被送進醫院}
第三幕[黑燈]{旁白：當晚，鐵柱一人躺在宿舍的床上，他想起了父親}
父：柱，想吃啥就吃啥，別擔心錢
{旁白：他又想起了母親}
母：柱，別慌，這是你小時候最喜歡吃的雞蛋煎餅，讀書累，得補補
{旁白：他突然間覺得自己很無恥……}
第四幕[醫院門口]
{旁白：第二天，鐵柱父母要求出院，在醫院門口，他們看見了鐵柱}
（靈兒扶著母，父在母身旁）
靈兒：大娘，慢點兒，小心腳下。（抬頭，驚訝狀）鐵柱哥？
父：（上前俯身指柱）你呀！！（轉到一旁）
柱：（一直跪著）爹，娘，兒子對不起你們！！（磕頭）
[黑燈，《感恩的心》，詩歌，橫幅，演員齊出場]
見義勇為
50多歲的S女士從銀行里走出來,她穿金帶銀,珠光寶氣,身上帶著一個黑色皮包.她一邊走一邊摸著皮包,非常重視它.
S女士走到她的賓士小車旁,突然強盜H先生跑過來,搶走她的皮包.
S女士大喊:搶東西啊!搶東西啊!......
錢懷才和女朋友孫圓圓剛好在場.
孫圓圓說:有人搶東西,快幫忙.
錢懷才自語說:唉,又遇到這種事,在女友面前可不能丟臉,豁出去了!
錢懷才攔住說:把皮包放下!
強盜H說:小子,你別多管閑事!
S女士和孫圓圓圍上來,整條街只有他們四人.
S女士說:我來報警.
錢懷才說:不用!區區一個強盜,我一個人就能對付!不用報警!
強盜說:你不要逼我!
錢懷才說:乖乖把皮包放下,我就放過你!
強盜說:這么說我們一定要分出勝負了!
錢懷才說:沒錯!(對兩個女的說)你們站在一邊,看我怎樣收拾他!
強盜把包放下,全身運動,說:來吧!
錢懷才走近說:來啊!
雙方擺出架勢,大戰一觸即發!
強盜說:來啊!.....
錢懷才說:COME ON,BABY !來啊!......
正要開始,強盜說:且慢.
錢懷才說:干嗎?
強盜說:先說好,不準打臉!
錢懷才說:為什麼?
強盜說:我長得這么帥,平時花了許多錢在美容上,如果把臉打腫了,那就玩完了.
錢懷才說:好,不準打臉.
強盜跳動著說:來吧.
錢懷才跳動著說:來啊!.....
強盜說:你過來啊.
錢懷才:且慢!
強盜說:怎麼?
錢懷才說:不準打下面.
強盜說:為什麼?
錢懷才說:因為我還沒結婚生孩子.
強盜說:好,一言為定.來吧.
錢懷才說:來啊.
雙方同時大吼一聲:看招!
雙方向敵人撲了過去!
兩個女人嚇得雙手遮目,大驚失色:啊……
接著兩個女人才敢睜開眼睛去看.
錢懷才和強盜兩人扭成一團.
S女士說:強盜佔了上風,你男朋友要輸了.快過去幫他.
錢懷才大聲說:胡說!我沒輸!你們別插手!我一個人就行!
強盜把錢懷才往地面按!
孫圓圓說:你沒事吧.
錢懷才說:當然沒事!
錢懷才突然往強盜的頭發一扯!
強盜慘叫一聲,向後躍開,摸著頭發說:哇!好痛啊!好痛啊!!
錢懷才吹了吹手上的頭發說:現在你知道我的厲害了吧!
強盜說:你這一招果然厲害!難道這就是失傳江湖近二十年的……
錢懷才說:沒錯!這就是80年代橫掃整個江湖的武林絕技:上帝之手!
兩女的拍手慶祝:YEAH!贏了!
強盜站直說:哼!我不怕!只要我護住頭發,看你的『上帝之手』如何傷我?
強盜雙只手護在頭上說:來啊!
錢懷才說:真是死不悔改!我打!
兩個人又扭成一團.
強盜掐著錢懷才的脖子,說:認輸吧!
孫圓圓說:你沒事吧,要不要幫忙!
錢懷才漲紅臉說:不用!你先走吧.你在這…..影響我的…..發揮…..快走.
孫圓圓說:真的讓我走?
錢懷才呼吸困難地說:沒錯……你一走我才能……使出絕技.
孫圓圓說:好,我現在去你家,你打完架後來找我.
孫圓圓要走.
錢懷才說:且慢.
孫圓圓說:怎麼?
錢懷才漲紅臉說:你……記得….去菜市場….幫我買……一斤……瘦肉.
孫圓圓說:好的.
錢懷才困難地說:還有…..再買一…. 斤芥藍.
孫圓圓說:買芥藍干嗎?
錢懷才漲紅著臉,看上去就要窒息,說:芥藍….炒瘦肉…..才好吃.
孫圓圓說:好的.我走了.
孫圓圓先走了.
強盜掐著錢懷才說:小子!認輸吧!
錢懷才說:看…..招.
錢懷才喉嚨作聲,嘴巴大動,不停地吸.
強盜臉現驚慌之色,說:你,你想干嗎?
錢懷才大力一吐:呸!
強盜慘呼一聲,雙手掩臉,說:啊……..好毒啊你!
錢懷才用紙巾擦了擦嘴說:現在你終於知道厲害了吧.
強盜說:難道這就是最近震驚天下的絕技….
錢懷才說:沒錯!這就是2007的新產品------上帝之口!
強盜站起來說:好,算你狠!我認輸了!
他突然拿起皮包,向前跑.
錢懷才馬上追:站住!你這傢伙,一點體育精神都沒有!輸了不認!別跑!
強盜跑掉了,他非常開心地跑進一間房子,說:快來啊,今天有大收獲.
幾個弟兄圍起來,說:是嗎!是什麼?
強盜打開皮包說:大豐收,我拿給你們看.
強盜把皮包里的東西一樣一樣地全部拿出來,邊拿邊說:咦,一斤瘦肉,一把白菜,半打雞蛋,還有兩個玉米!
② 電影劇本中的第一場、第二場，用英語怎麼說 或者說在英文劇本中的第一場，第二場等等場次怎麼寫。
第一幕----Act 1第一場----Sence 1
③ 誰能把電影《特洛伊》中的台詞全部告訴我
http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/new/article/2007/0719/article_90.html
這個是特洛伊的英文劇本 你看看吧
④ 求一篇英文短劇劇本
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⑤ 求五分鍾的英語短劇劇本
（第一幕）
場景：森林
（道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨）
（道具：籃子、麵包、胡蘿卜、玉米、斧頭、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎動物兩邊後台進場
◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲
◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦
跳跳進場
對白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鳥、精靈）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too stupid, so he doesn't have any friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching me？【傻子作懇求狀】
精靈：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】
精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.
精靈：Do you like it?
精靈：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精靈：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精靈：You can have it.This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鴉後十分驚喜】
※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提籃及鴉子、和精靈、動物們快樂退場
（第二幕）
場景：皇宮
（道具：椅子、城牆、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、醫葯箱、聽診器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎國王走來走去手足無措狀
◎公主面無表情、百般無聊
【國王非常驚慌焦急狀】
對白（人物：國王、皇後、公主、侍衛、御醫）
國王：Smile! Please smile.
國王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smile.What』s matter with you?
皇後：Please don』t worry my dear. I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?
國王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御醫：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.
中御醫：I』m sorry. Maybe she is just unhappy.
國王：Get away and never come here again.
皇後：No! I don』t believe. What shall we do?
國王：All right! All right! Don』t cry. Anyway I will do my best.
◎國王對著天空宣誓
◎退場：
國王牽著皇後哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍衛雄壯威武
（第三幕）
場景：大街
（道具：菜籃、花籃、水果籃、城牆、鴉、笛）
※下音樂（土耳其進行曲）
◎大街人來人往熱鬧狀
對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）
旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.
侍衛：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princess Laugh.
He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.
路人甲：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to married Our princess.
路人乙：Don』t be silly.It』s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?
It just a dream
精靈：Don』t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it
路人丙：Oh the ck is so cute.May I have a look？Oh ~ The ck is stick on my hands. I can』t put it down.Somebody help me.
路人乙：Cool down! I』m coming!
路人甲：I』m coming! I』m coming!
第四幕）
場景：皇宮內外
道具：（鴉、笛、城牆）
※下音樂（森林狂想曲 ）
◎國王一行人站在城牆上
◎精靈領一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇後欣喜貌】
對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）
國王： Its noise what』s happening.
公主：It』s very funny
皇後：Look! she is laughing.My child is laughing
國王：Thanks God!Take the man in.
侍衛：Yes my lord.
國王：You made my daughter happy.What do you want?I can give every thing you want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don』t mind……….
精靈：Please keep your words
皇後：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.
國王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!If you regret.Maybe I will never Laugh in my whole life.
國王：Ok! ok! Please don』t do it again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精靈：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me youCan make it
旁白：So they got married.
謝幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
⑥ 英語劇本
狼來了
Boy and the wolf
Chapter I (第一幕)
一個男孩正在放羊，感到非常無聊，忽然，眼睛一轉，計上心來，裝作十分驚慌的樣子大聲叫：「Help，help， a wolf， a wolf comes！」
另一處，兩個農夫正在耕田，聽到喊聲「Listen，the wolf comes，let』s go to help the boy.」「Ok， let』s。」
農夫帶著工具氣喘吁吁地趕到山上，卻發現沒有狼，奇怪地問男孩：「Where is the wolf？」
男孩捧腹大笑：「Ha ha，so funny，Ha ha，so funny！」
農夫生氣地說：「You naughty boy.」
Chapter II （第二幕）
男孩放羊的時候，又感無趣，想再逗逗那兩個農夫，故作慌張，又大聲喊叫：「Help，help， a wolf， a wolf comes！」
農夫又一次趕到山上，發現仍然沒有狼，非常生氣地說：「If you tell the lies again，no one will help you」
男孩嘲笑農夫：「You are so funny」
Chapter III （第三幕）
男孩正在放羊，從背後真的走來一隻狼，狼自言自語：「Look， so many sheep，wonderful.」
狼走過去拍拍男孩：「Hello，boy， how are you？」
男孩轉過身，看見狼，大驚失色：「A，a，a wolf，a big wolf , help，help.」接著大聲求救。
狼笑著說：「No one will help you， let me help you？」
男孩繼續求救。
山下的兩個農夫又聽到了求救聲，相互說：「Listen， the boy tell lies again.」 「Yes，don』t care him.」 可是，他們聽到求救聲越來越大，擔心地說：「Maybe there are wolf comes，let』s help him.」
農夫趕到山上，看見真的有一隻狼，就一棍將它打死，男孩愧疚地對農夫說：「Thank you very much，that』s my mistake.」
農夫與男孩同時對大家說：「Don』t tell the lie to the others, no one will help you if you tell lies.」
龜兔賽跑
The rabbit and the tortoise
(Music begins. Birds and bees step onto the stage. They sing :《The More We Get Together》音樂聲起，小鳥、蜜蜂等出場，演唱)
(Rabbit, tortoise, fox step onto the stage in turn 兔子、烏龜、狐狸等逐一出場)
Rabbit: What a sunny day! What am I going to do? Em…..
兔 子：多好的天氣啊！我要幹些什麼呢？
Tortoise: Hello, Miss Rabbit!
烏 龜：你好，兔子小姐！
Rabbit: Oh, it's you, Mr Tortoise. What are you doing?
兔 子：哦，是你，烏龜先生，你在干什麼？
Tortoise: I'm running.
烏 龜：我在練跑步。
Rabbit: Running? Haha! You can't run. Your legs are too short!
兔 子：跑步？哈哈！你不會跑，你的腿太短了！
Tortoise: Of course, I can. My legs are short but I can really run.
烏 龜：我當然會，我的腿雖短，但我確實能跑。
Rabbit: My legs are longer than yours. I'm sure I can run faster than you.
兔 子：我的腿比你的長，我相信我一定比你跑得快。
Tortoise: Don't be so sure!
烏 龜：別這么自信！
Rabbit: Then let's have a race.
兔 子：那麼讓我們比試比試。
Tortoise: Ok, let's do it. I'll try to win.
烏 龜：好，讓我們來比比看。我要贏過你。
Fox: Go straight. See that long road? Get ready. Go!
狐 狸：往前，看見那條路了嗎？預備！跑！
(The Rabbit is fast. The Tortoise tries to run fast.兔子跑得快，烏龜也努力往前跑。)
Goat: Hello, Mr. Tortoise, what are you doing?
山 羊：你好，烏龜先生，你在干什麼？
Tortoise: I'm racing with Miss Rabbit.
烏 龜：我在和兔子小姐賽跑哩。
Goat: Good luck, Mr Tortoise.
山 羊：祝你好運，烏龜先生。
Tortoise: Thank you very much.
烏 龜：謝謝你。
(The Rabbit runs fast. Suddenly she stops and looks around trying to find the Tortoise. 兔子跑得很快。突然，她停了下來，四處張望看看烏龜在哪？ )
Rabbit: Where's Mr Tortoise? Aha! There he is. He's far behind me. How slow he is! I'm much faster. Mmm, what a hot day! Ahh, here's a tree. Let's me have a rest.
兔 子：烏龜先生在哪？啊哈！在哪兒，他遠遠落在我後頭。他太慢了！我比他快多啦，嗯，天氣多熱啊！哈，那邊有棵樹。讓我休息一下再跑。
(The Rabbit runs toward the tree, and she sees some carrots.兔子朝樹那邊跑，看見胡蘿卜。)
Rabbit: Look! Carrots! They look good. Hmm… Let me eat some carrots. Great! Great!
兔 子：看，蘿卜！多好的蘿卜啊！ 讓我吃些蘿卜。好吃！好吃！
Rabbit: I'm full! I'm so sleepy.
兔 子：我飽了！我真困！
(Here comes the Tortoise, and he sees the Rabbit.烏龜跑了過來，看見兔子在睡。)
Tortoise: Oh, Miss Rabbit. I will keep on going.
烏 龜：哦，兔子小姐在這，我再往前跑。
Rabbit: Ah, what a good sleep! Ouch! Oh, no! The race!
兔 子：啊，多美的一覺啊！哦，不！比賽！
Where's Mr. Tortoise? Where is he? I can't see him.
烏龜先生在哪？他在哪兒？我找不到他。
(The Rabbit wants to run a bit faster, but she is too full to run.兔子想快點跑，但太飽了跑不快。)
Rabbit: I'm so full. I'm going to lose.
兔 子：我太飽了，我要輸了。
Tortoise: I'm almost there!
烏 龜：我快到終點了！
Animals: Come on, Tortoise! Come on, Rabbit! Go, Rabbit! Go, Tortoise!
動物們：加油，烏龜！加油，兔子！
Goat: Mr. Tortoise is the first! Mr. Tortoise won the race!
山 羊：烏龜第一！烏龜贏了！
(The Goat awards the Tortoise with a gold medal. All the animals cheer！山羊給烏龜掛上金牌，動物們高聲歡呼！)
Rabbit: Oh, no! I lost. What a pity!
兔 子：哦，不！我輸了，真倒霉！
(The Rabbit cries sadly, the animals see and go to condole her.兔子傷心地哭了，動物們見了，過去安慰她。)
Goat: Look! Miss Rabbit is crying.
山 羊：看，兔子小姐在哭。
Tortoise: Oh, Miss Rabbit, never mind! Let's try again.
烏 龜：哦，兔子小姐，不要緊！讓我們再比一次。
Animals: Try again.
動物們：再比一次。
Rabbit: Good idea! Good idea!
兔 子：好主意！好主意！
Fox: Get ready! Go!
狐狸：預備！跑！
(The Rabbit and the Tortoise race again, the animals dance and sing the song:《Jump, Jump, Jump》.兔子和烏龜重新比試，動物啦啦隊跳起了歡樂的舞--《Jump , Jump, Jump》)
小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum：(親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood, Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
英語童話劇：白雪公主<劇本>
S.w---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
----音樂起，旁白(A long time ago, in a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen. The people loved them so much. The queen died while giving birth to a girl. Her name was Snow White. She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again. The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.)
----白雪公主出場
S.w: My name is S.w. I am a beautiful princess. I miss my mother so much. Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am the new queen. I』m very beautiful. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, it will tell me surely. Where is the Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go and kill S.w. I don』t want to see her any longer.
----獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen.
----音樂起，獵人、公主出場
S.w: Oh, so many flowers. How beautiful!
H: (舉刀猶豫不決) Oh, my god. She is so lovely and pretty. I can』t. I can』t kill her.
S.w: What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
H: I』m very sorry. The queen wants me to kill you.
S.w: My dear hunter, don』t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
H: OK. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
S.w: Thank you, my dear hunter.
----旁白(After the hunter let S.w go, S.w came into a forest.)
S.w: I am tired and hungry. Oh, there is a little house. I will eat a little and lie down.
----音樂起，7個小矮人出場
D1: Look, the lamp in our house is on.
D2: Who is it?
D3: Perhaps it』s the ghost.
D4: Let』s go into our house silently.
D5: Oh, somebody ate my food.
D6: Somebody drank my water.
D7: Someone is sleeping now.
D1: What a beautiful girl!
D2: How lovely!
D3: Who is she?
D4: Don』t wake her up.
D5: Why is she coming here?
----音樂起,公主醒了
S.w: What a nice sleep!
D6: How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you!
D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too.
D1: Welcome to our house!
D2: Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
----旁白(Snow White lived with seven dwarfs happily. One morning, the seven dwarfs said goodbye to S.w and went to dig on the hill.)
D3: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.w
----皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
----音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場
Q: S.w, ha! Good things, good things to sell!
S.w: (打開窗) Good morning, dear grandma! What do you sell?
Q: Silk braids. Very beautiful! I have many colours. Please open the door and I will show you.
S.w: She』s very kind. I can let her come in.(開門) Ah, how nice!
Q: Come here, let me put on for you.
----旁白(Suddenly, the old woman tied S.w』s neck. S.w fell in a faint.)
Q: Ha ha ha! Can』t you be the most beautiful girl in the world?
----旁白(Sometime later, the seven dwarfs came back.)
D1: Snow White! Snow White!
D2: Wake up！Wake up！
D3: Oh, please don』t die.
D4: God bless you!
D5: She』s alive.
D6: Drink some water.
D7: Here you are.
----旁白(Slowly, S.w woke up. They were all very happy. The second morning…)
D4: S.w, be careful!
D5: Don』t go out.
D6: Don』t let anyone come in.
S.w: I won』t. Be at ease.
----皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: She』s still alive! She』s still alive! Er, I have a good idea.
----皇後扮演另一位老太太出場
Q: (敲門) Sell good things! Good things!
S.w: Please go. I can』t let you in.
Q: I won』t. Open the window, please. Have a look at my combs, nice combs.
S.w: (想了想) All right.(開窗) Ya, they』re very good.
Q: Yes, good girl. Please try by yourself.
----旁白(S.w took up a comb. As soon as it touched her head, she fell down.)
Q: Ha! You』re dead.
----旁白(Sometime later, the seven dwarfs came back.)
D1: Oh, the evil queen has just gone!
----旁白(They saved S.w again. The third day…)
----皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: My queen, you』re the most beautiful woman here. But pass through the mountains and the forests, S.w is thousands times as beautiful as you.
Q: She must die! Must die! This poison apple took me two years. Anyone who bites it a little will die forever!
----皇後扮演一位中年婦女出場
Q: Apple, apple. My apples are big and red.
----公主在打掃衛生
S.w: Oh, I』m very thirsty. Somebody is selling apples.
Q: Apples, red apples. Pretty girl, would you like a bite?
S.w:（開窗）I can』t let you in, Aunt.
Q: I don』t care. My apples are not many. They』re delicious. Have a taste.
S.w: I can』t.
Q: Never mind. Let』s have it. Here you are. Eat, eat, it』s nice.
S.w: Oh, thank you, Aunt! (白雪公主咬一口後倒地)
Q: Ah, she is dead! Die forever! Hahaha…
----旁白(When the seven dwarfs returned, they all cried. S.w died.)
----小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
D1: S.w, you can』t die.
D2: Wake up, wake up!
D3: She』s asleep.
D4: Let』s take her into the crystal』s coffin.
D5: All right.
D6: What a pity.
D7: She』s living in our mind.
----音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: How beautiful she is! She shall be my queen!
----王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure.
----音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞
白雪公主台詞：
S.w: My name is S.w. I am a beautiful princess. I miss my mother so much. Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
S.w: Oh, so many flowers. How beautiful!
S.w: What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill
me?
S.w: My dear hunter, don』t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
S.w: Thank you, my dear hunter.
S.w: I am tired and hungry. Oh, there is a little house. I will eat a little and lie down.
S.w: What a nice sleep!
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you!
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
S.w: Good morning, dear grandma! What do you sell?
S.w: She』s very kind. I can let her come in. Ah, how nice!
S.w: I won』t. Be at ease.
S.w: Please go. I can』t let you in.
S.w: All right. Ya, they』re very good.
S.w: Oh, I』m very thirsty. Somebody is selling apples.
S.w: I can』t let you in, Aunt.
S.w: I can』t.
S.w: Oh, thank you, Aunt!
S.w: Thank you for your help!
皇後台詞：
Q: I am the new queen. I』m very beautiful. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, it will tell me surely. Where is the Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
Q: Hunter, go and kill S.w. I don』t want to see her any longer.
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
Q: S.w, ha! Good things, good things to sell!
Q: Silk braids. Very beautiful! I have many colours. Please open the door and I will show you.
Q: Come here, let me put on for you.
Q: Ha ha ha! Can』t you be the most beautiful girl in the world?
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
Q: She』s still alive! She』s still alive! Er, I have a good idea.
Q: Sell good things! Good things!
Q: I won』t. Open the window, please. Have a look at my combs, nice combs.
Q: Yes, good girl. Please try by yourself.
Q: Ha! You』re dead.
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
Q: She must die! Must die! This poison apple took me two years. Anyone who bites it a little will die forever!
Q: Apple, apple. My apples are big and red.
Q: Apples, red apples. Pretty girl, would you like a bite?
Q: I don』t care. My apples are not many. They』re delicious. Have a taste.
Q: Never mind. Let』s have it. Here you are. Eat, eat, it』s nice.
Q: Ah, she is dead! Die forever! Hahaha…
7個小矮人台詞：
D1: Look, the lamp in our house is on.
D2: Who is it?
D3: Perhaps it』s the ghost.
D4: Let』s go into our house silently.
D5: Oh, somebody ate my food.
D6: Somebody drank my water.
D7: Someone is sleeping now.
D1: What a beautiful girl!
D2: How lovely!
D3: Who is she?
D4: Don』t wake her up.
D5: Why is she coming here?
D6: How do you do?
D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too.
D1: Welcome to our house!
D2: Would you like to live here?
D3: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.w
D1: Snow White! Snow White!
D2: Wake up！Wake up！
D3: Oh, please don』t die.
D4: God bless you!
D5: She』s alive.
D6: Drink some water.
D7: Here you are.
D4: S.w, be careful!
D5: Don』t go out.
D6: Don』t let anyone come in.
D1: Oh, the evil queen has just gone!
D1: S.w, you can』t die.
D2: Wake up, wake up!
D3: She』s asleep.
D4: Let』s take her into the crystal』s coffin.
D5: All right.
D6: What a pity.
D7: She』s living in our mind.
獵人台詞：
H: Yes, my queen.
H: Oh, my god. She is so lovely and pretty. I can』t. I
can』t kill her.
H: I』m very sorry. The queen wants me to kill you.
H: OK. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
王子台詞：
P: How beautiful she is! She shall be my queen!
P: My pleasure.
⑦ 求特洛伊的英文劇本
http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/new/article/2007/0719/article_90.html
⑧ 急！英語劇本
(梁山伯與祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai Chu
Cast
Director: Vice-director:
Shan Po: Ying Tai:
Yin Shin: Su Chiu:
Chu』s father: Teacher:
Student 1: Student 2:
Student 3: Student 4:
Fly 1: Fly 2:
Stage background
1. The Chu』s house (一信) 2.School (一愛) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一義)
Scene One
In the Chu』s house
Long, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu』s family.
Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』
Chu』s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』
Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don』t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』
(Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)
Chu』s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady
out and I will promise her to go to school.』
Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so
great！』
Chu』s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』
(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. )
Scene Two
At school
Shan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.
Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』
Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』
Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』
Ying Tai：『」Su Chiu」, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』
Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周傑倫).』(Music.)
Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However,
they happen to have the same name.』
Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』
Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.)
Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)
San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As
San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other
and suddenly fainted.)
Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)
Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let』s look at his poem 「In the Quiet Night」 and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.)
「So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--
Could there have been a frost already?
Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.
Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.」
Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』
Scene Three
In the dormitory
In the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu』s father found the secret.
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don』t necessarily come to school .』
Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What』s wrong with you？Are you OK？』
Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』
Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai』s forehead.)
Ying Tai：『Oh！Don』t worry.』
Shan Po：『You look so bad.』
Ying Tai：『That』s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature.
They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn』t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)
Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』
Chu』s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』
Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn』t he……？』
Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』
Yin Shin：『Wait for me . . . . . . . . . 』
Scene Four
In the dormitory
Chu』s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)
Ying Tai：『Dad……』
Chu』s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』
Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』
Chu』s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』
( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn』t find Ying Tai ,and then asked their teacher.)
Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』
Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』
Shan Po：『Home ?! Why? Will he come back?』
Teacher ：『You should ask him by yourself …alas！』
Scene Five
In the Chu』s house
Shan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)
『Excuse me , is Ying Tai home ?』
Ying Tai ：(Stunning a moment , her utensil dropped) 『Ouch ~！』
Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine ? Uh … I have ever seen you！』
Ying Tai ：『No ,no …it』s impossible！』
(Chu』s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)
Chu』s father：『Why are you here ?』
Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai , may I … ?』
Chu』s father：『He is not home now , you should go back！』
Ying Tai：Dad …(low-keyed)
(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)
Shan Po：『Really …？？You are Ying Tai ?！』
Chu』s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』
Shan Po：『Please don』t take me out. I want to find the truth.』
(Chu』s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)
Su Chiu：『What on earth happened ?』
Yin Shin：『That』s LOVE！』
Shan Po：『I don』t know what you are talking about ! It has nothing to do
with LOVE .』
Yin Shin：『I don』t think so . If …he is a real girl?』
Shan Po and Su Chiu ：『Girl ?!!!』
Yin Shin：『Yeah , Mr. Liang, do you like her ?』
Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see …』
Yin Shin：『Shan Po . . . . . . 』
(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him . )
Shan Po：『Ying Tai … We are good friends , aren』t we ?』
Ying Tai：『Yes , what』s up ?』
Shan Po：『Tell me the truth ! Do you hide the truth to me?』
Ying Tai：『What … ?！』(Started to be tense.)
Shan Po：『Are you a girl ? Tell me the truth！』
Ying Tai：『Don』t be kidding!』
Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl , right ?Why don』t you tell me until now ?!』
Ying Tai：『How did you realize that … ?』
Shan Po：『I love you . Ying Tai …』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po …』(Said with a blush)
Scene Six
The news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.
Chu』s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now.
I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)
(In Chu』s house)
Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』
(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap 【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)
Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what』s wrong？ Come on，let』s play together！』
(Still ran after flies.)
Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let』s play together！』
Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』
Ying Tai：『What？』
(They looked at each other.)
Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』
Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』
Ying Tai：『OK！Let』s go.』
(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)
Shan Po：『Oh，no！』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what』s wrong with you？』
(Shan Po was died in the accident.)
Scene Seven
After ten years
(In the Great Wall)
(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn』t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)
Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』
(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around. )
--- Written by 二愛
The End
英語話劇劇本--荊珂刺秦王
英語話劇劇本--荊珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密謀)太子丹（上，嘆氣）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（畢恭畢敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盤坐在地。兩手在頭上畫畫如一休）（旁外音：當當當，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作殺狀）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子與阿三作流口水狀.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can』t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament (比武)西門吹雪（上台，擺出一幅酷式，手一張，一條紙帶隨風而下）西 門 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最愛乾的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting 戰鬥力：無限War power: endless 最愛的顏色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：長劍Weaponry: long sword 最愛喝的飲料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，毛澤東Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荊軻（抖嗦而上）站在一邊，不敢出大氣。旁白：Competition begins. 荊軻（帶劍沖向西門吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西門吹雪：Just come on.荊軻：（又沖，停在西門吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西門吹雪：（不耐煩）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荊軻（環視四周見無一人，便跪在西門吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don』t kill me. Give me the life, please!西門吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (舉劍刺向荊軻，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自語) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬頭) where is the toilet?荊軻：T-o-i-l-e-t-? 西門吹雪：WC.荊軻：W-C-?西門吹雪：（急）茅廁！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荊軻：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西門吹雪下。太子丹與阿三上，看見荊軻，大吃一驚，太子丹給阿三一個眼色，阿三會意。走至荊軻前。阿三: What』s your name, please? Hero.荊軻不屑一顧。太子丹（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name, please?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：寧 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 風 流。Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荊軻是也 Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do 荊柯：How do you do.荊柯突欲走，太子丹給阿三一個眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荊柯欲走又止。太子丹(從衣兜里掏出一張卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荊柯正准備拿，但馬上又止，轉身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!旁白：「大世界」響起有一妖艷女子走上（男扮女裝），走到荊柯面前，給荊柯拋了一個眉眼。荊柯兩眼發直。太子丹與阿三（擊掌）Yeah!荊柯（站直，厲聲道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水別)荊珂挽著那女子，太子丹在後，阿三一手拿著地圖，一手拿著人頭上。 阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further 荊珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荊珂（接過頭，扔在一邊。太子丹，阿三下，荊珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don』t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can』t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don』t want to go. I don』t want to go.妻子：Don』t worry. Do you still love me?荊珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don』t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荊珂：You must wait for me. 妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，旁白：」I will be right here waiting for you」 響起荊珂上船，漸漸遠去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)第四幕：murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣緊隨其後，跑了一圈，便上氣不接下氣。大臣甲（掏出手機一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost. 大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o』 clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use 「 Da Bao」 everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look. 大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，兩個大臣各坐一邊。衛兵丙：「Can we begin？」秦王「begin」衛兵丙：「Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in」荊柯上。跪下，嚇得直發抖。秦王：「Jingke. What』s wrong with you？」荊柯：「Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body 「.秦王（不煩）：What』s the good things， quickly！」荊柯獻圖，圖窮匕首見，荊柯舉刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only響起）秦王摔倒，轉身逃跑，其他人抱頭趴在地上。兩個人圍著大臣兜圈，過了一會兒……大臣甲喊道：「Mr King, drink the milk quickly!」扔了一奶壺，秦王接住，咂了一下，頓時，力大無比，立刻將荊柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荊柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荊柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl 「I love you! 「If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!! 第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二個衛兵拖著荊柯上，（手腳以被綁）將荊柯扔到一邊。二人氣喘吁吁，甲搜身。衛兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.衛兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.衛兵甲:What?? Two socks?衛兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回頭)Too dangerous.衛兵甲:Put the socks out.衛兵乙L極不情願，拿出了一雙大小不一的襪子衛兵甲看了看，比了比。將長的裝進了自己兜里，短的扔給了衛兵乙。衛兵乙：Too brazen. (兩人互看)Oh,no.It』s fair.荊柯（抬起頭）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二衛兵：Really? Where is the money?荊柯指了指腳上的繩子。二衛兵會意，解開了繩子。荊柯（站起來）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.二衛兵：Oh,please tell it to us!荊柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won』t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.二衛兵：Good idea!!(豎指)荊柯去一邊的樹林里，拿出兩袋錢，扔給二衛兵便大步而去。二衛兵正指著錢，忽衛兵丙推自行車上。二衛兵（雙目相視，大笑，同聲）：Good!!兩人一把抓住騎車人，只往下拉，車子扔在地上。衛兵丙：What have I done? I haven』t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?二衛兵（異口同聲）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)------------落幕------------
⑨ 木馬屠城 特洛伊的英文台詞
特洛伊/木馬屠城 Troy (2004) 精彩對白： Achilles: At night I sometimes see them. The faces of the men I killed. They're waiting for me on the far bank of the Styx. They say, "Welcome, brother." Achilles: Be careful King of kings. First you need the victory. Achilles: Before my time is done I will look down on your corpse and smile. Achilles: Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed Achilles: Greece got along fine before I was born. And Greece will remain Greece long after I am gone. Achilles: He killed my cousin! Achilles: I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am. Achilles: I told you how to fight but I never told you why to fight. Achilles: Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight? Achilles: Immortality is yours! Achilles: Is there no one else? Is there no one else? Achilles: It never ends. Achilles: Let me tell you a secret, something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be more lovely than you are now. We will never be here again. Achilles: Let no man forget how menacing we are; we are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting, beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it, it's yours! Achilles: Maybe kings were too far behind him to see. Achilles: Men are wretched things. Achilles: Perhaps the kings were too far behind to see: the soldiers won the battle. Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives. Achilles: Play your tricks on me. But not on my cousin. Achilles: Priam? Achilles: That is why no one will remember your name. Achilles: The gods envy us... because every breath might be our last. Everything's more beautiful that way. Achilles: There are no pacts between lions and men. (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……沒有翻譯··········