A. 急求很经典也很搞笑的英语电影片段！！！！！！！！两人的！！
楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”
B. 英语电影中的5个优美句子
to be severe with oneself and lenient with others. 严以责己宽以待人
prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. 富贵结朋友, 患难见真情
Life is happier if it is full of pretty people.
生命是非常美好的，如果生活中充满了非常有趣的人的话。
Life is just a field of newly fallen snow, and where you choose to walk every step will show.
人生就像刚刚下过雪的一片田野，你从哪里选择走路，你的每一个脚印都会显现出来。
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
生活就是经常发生的一些偶然。
Optimist, a man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.[一个乐观的人，即使被狮子逼上了树梢，他也能欣赏美的风景。]
Life is like a fable. It is not measured by its length, but by its content.
生活象一则寓言。它并不是由它的长短来衡量，而是由它的内容来衡量。
Eat to live, but do not live to eat.
吃饭是为了生活，但生活并不仅仅为了吃饭。
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
生活不是一个需要解决的问题，而是一种需要经历的现实。
There are three things men can do with women, love them, suffer for them and turn them into literature.
世界上的男人能够为女人做三件事情，爱她们，为她们受苦，把她们变成文学。
literature 文学
When a beautiful woman smiles, somebody's purse weeps.
当一个漂亮女人微笑时，某人的钱包就会流泪。
Nothing comes between you and success.
成功和你之间没有距离。
There is only one good, that is knowledge, there is only one evil, that is ignorance[5i^nErEns].
世界上只有一种善，那就是知识，世界上只有一种恶，那就是愚昧。
No road is long with good company.
company 公司，朋友，陪伴
有良友相伴，路途虽远并不遥远。
With friends at one's side, the life displays all its value.
有了朋友，生命才完整。
Action is the proper fruit of knowledge.行动是知识的巧果。
· A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.户枢不蠹。
· A crafty knave needs no broker.狡猾的流氓，不需居间人。
· A covetous man is good to none but worse to himself.贪婪的人对别人毫无好处，对自己却坏处更大。
· A contented mind is perpetual feast.知足常乐。
· A constant guest is never welcome.久住非佳宾，常来不欢迎。
· A common danger causes common action.同仇敌忾。
· A cock is valiant on his own nghill.夜郎自大。
· A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入，祸从口出。
· A clear fast is better than a dirty breakfast.宁为清贫，不为浊富。
· A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.白日不做亏心事，夜半敲门心不惊。
· A clear conscience is a sure card.光明磊落，胜券在握。
· A clear conscience is a soft pillow.问心无愧，高枕无忧。
· A clean hand wants no washing.身正不怕影子斜。
· A cheerful wife is the joy of life.快乐的妻子是生活的乐事。
· A change of work is as good as a rest.调换一下工作是很好的休息。
· Accidents will happen.天有不测风云。
· A cat may look at a king.猫也有权晋见国王。
· A candle lights others and consumes itself.蜡烛焚自身，光亮照别人。
· A burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
· A burden of one´s choice is not felt.自己选的担子不嫌重。
· Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.相聚爱益切，离别情更深。
· A borrowed cloak does not keep one warm.借来的斗篷不暖身。
· A book that remains shut is but a block.有书闭卷不阅读，无异是一块木头。
· A book is the same today as it always was and it will never change.一本好书今天如此，将来也如此，永不改变。
· A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.秋波送盲，白费痴情。
· A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it´s the boundary of the world.坐井观天。
· A bit in the morning is better than nothing all day.略有胜於全无。
· A bird may be known by its song.什麽鸟唱什麽歌。
· A bird is known by its note, and a man by his talk.闻其歌知其鸟，听其言知其人
· A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.双鸟在林不如一鸟在手。
· A beggar´s purse is bottomless.乞丐的钱袋是无底洞。
· A bargain is a bargain.达成的协议不可撕毁。
· A bad workman quarrels with his tools.拙匠常怨工具差。
· A bad thing never dies.坏事传千年。
· A bad padlock invites a picklock.开门揖盗。
· A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.坏习惯像鲜馅饼，分食要比保存好。
· A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.坏习惯像鲜馅饼，分食要比保存好。
· A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做贼心虚。
· A bad conscience is a snake in one´s heart.做贼心虚
· A bad compromise is better than a good lawsuit.吃亏的和解也比胜诉强。
· A bad bush is better than the open field.有胜於无。
· A bad beginning makes a bad ending.恶其始者必恶其终。
· No wisdom like silence智者寡言
· Necessity knows no law铤而走险
· Many hands make light work人多好办事
· Don´t play the goat不要胡闹
· They’re a barrel of laughs他们很搞笑
· This movie was just a hype这部电影完全是在炒作
· the shortest straw下下签
· The news came as a bombshell这个消息犹如晴天霹雳
· feeling low意气消沉
· These are more than old wives´ tales这些可不是无稽之谈
· That’ll save your skin那可帮你度过难关
· Every bad has some good 坏事情也有好的一面
· Some things rub them the wrong way他们被惹怒了
· Stay put停住不动
· to fly off the handle突然生气、发怒
· He is really on the ball他真的思路很敏捷
· got savoir faire言行得体
· He has never rested on his laurels他从不满足目前的成就
· Jump down someone’s throat生气地批评
· put a roof over one’s head找个地方安顿
· faced the music报应
· blinded with science无言以对
· Off one’s rocker缺乏理智
· old goat老古板（通常指年长者）
· Welcome！It’s lovely to see you欢迎！见到你真高兴！
· What’s gotten into you？你怎么了？
· Coffee kept them on the go咖啡使他们充满活力；
· Shine on搁在一旁；
· Monkey（around）with乱动；
· I think I get the drift我知道了；
· get the drift明白，了解
· The meeting will start at 10 o´clock sharp会议十点准时开始；
· like taking candy from a baby形容某事易如反掌
· Home is where the heart is家是心之所在
· From the word go 从头到尾；
· They help make it less of a dog´s life他们帮忙改善生活；
· Half-baked 不成熟的
· bend the rules at times网开一面
· Spill one’s guts说出实情
· For heaven´s sake！老天！表示惊奇或愤怒的感叹语
· Fly-by-night不可靠的，不可信任的
· Nervous wreck紧张，激动
· Pull through脱险，渡过难关
· Thumb through 匆匆的阅读
C. 英语经典搞笑电影片段
我建议楼主不要选老友记 如果是用来表演的 可以选总所周知的片段
可以把不搞笑的 演的搞笑 也就是俗称的 恶搞 这么滴效果会更好
就算你演了老友记里面搞笑的片段 很多人也不见得会看得懂哦
那种幽默都比较深层次 要对文化很了解 还要听得懂才行
D. 英语电影中有趣的句子
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8． It made me look like a ck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
不明白可以追问，求采纳，谢
E. 搞笑的英语句子
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直译：早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直译：在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.直译：就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。
8、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直译：有些人就像Slinkies（弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直译：政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直译：偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。
F. 急求三部英文电影的经典语句，中英文对照。有说的时候的图片更好（另加分）。每部至少十句。
公民凯恩：
Emily: Really Charles, people will think...
Charles Foster Kane: What I tell them to think.
艾米丽:真的,查尔斯,人们会想……
查尔斯·福斯特·凯恩:我让他们怎么想他们就怎么想。
Thompson: No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who goteverything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something hecouldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explainedanything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guessRosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
汤普森:不,我不这样看。凯恩先生是一个获得了他想拥有的一切然后又失去了这一切的人。也许玫瑰花蕾是某种他没能得到或是失去了的东西。不管怎样,它并不能用来解释一切……我不认为可以用一个字来解释一个人的一生。我猜,玫瑰花蕾也许就是拼图上的一块,遗失的一块。
教父：
1.Behind the great wealth, are hidden evil.
巨大财富的背后，都隐藏着罪恶。
2.Let your friends underestimate the advantages of the enemy overestimate your weaknesses.
让朋友低估你的优点，让敌人高估你的缺点。
3.Don’t hate your enemy, or you will make wrong judgment.
不要憎恨你的敌人，那会影响你的判断力。
4.To be close to your friend, but closer to your enemy.
离你的朋友近些，但离你的敌人要更近，这样你才能更了解他。
5.Don’t let anybody know what you are thinking.
迈克对文森特说：永远不要让任何人知道你心里在想什么！
6.I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life — I don’t apologize — to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don’t apologize — that’s my life — but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn’t enough time, Michael. It wasn’t enough time.
我从来没有想过要带给你这些。我工作了一辈子，来养家糊口，我没有道过歉，我不愿意当个傻瓜，可我总是在大人物所牵的绳子上跳舞。我不会道歉的，这就是我的本色，不过我也想到过那一点，我想那时候是你的天下，你就是牵绳子的那个人。科利翁尼参议员，科利翁尼州长。好了，时间不多了，迈克尔。时间不多了！ (这是电影中，迈克接位后在花园里他的父亲老教父维多的话，这也是整个电影里我觉得教父唯一的一次吐露自己真实内心的话。其中“大人物”指美国的一些政客，维多清楚的知道他们帮助自己是为了利用他获得政治利益，同时维多也利用他们为自己的“生意”做庇护。显然维多是不会甘愿做木偶的，这也成了后来电影和《教父归来》一书的线索——迈克努力的让所有生意合法，却越陷越深。“既然无论是政治人物，还是黑手党教父都免不了被人利用，为什么还要这两者间费力的转化？”这个问题迈克的回答是：“这个世界，每一个人都免不了被利用！” )
阿甘正传：
2.Life was like a box of chocolate ,you never know what you're gonna get.
人生就像一盒巧克力，你永远不知道会尝到哪种滋味.为什么说巧克力而不说棒棒糖呢，因为在美国巧克力通常有十二快或二十四块，每个都有不同的包装和口味形状和颜色，以前没有标志。只能拆开放在嘴里，品尝了之后才知道个中滋味。
3.There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.Where they're going. Where they've been.
通过人家的鞋可以了解别人很多的东西。
4.You are no different than anybody else is.
你和别人没有任何的不同，阿甘的妈妈从小就给阿甘一种自信。
5.Stupid is as stupid does.
傻人做傻事。阿甘看似傻人，然而往往是那些自以为是自恃甚高的人做了傻事，所以看一个人是看她的行动而非外表。这是典型的阿甘用语。
6.We were like peas and carrots.
豌豆和胡萝卜丁，一个圆的，一个方的;一个红的，一个绿的。它们的共同点虽然没有太大的味道但营养非常高。故但在美国烹饪时做为主食的点缀，而且它俩都是同时出现。故引申为形影不离。
7.There must be someing can be done.
不同的与其可以传递不同的信息，在电影里阿甘妈妈侧身，眼神里充满的诱惑，对校长暧昧的说了这句话。校长没有领会错她的意思～～女孩子甚用!!
G. 急求各类英文电影中的搞笑台词。要那种在纯英语环境下才有笑点的。
“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
————《加菲猫》