㈠ 經典英語電影片段三到五分鍾獨白的配音台詞
諾頓《第25小時》超爽的5分鍾獨白
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it
Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money, smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car.
Get a fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,curry steaming out their pores,stinking up my day.
Terrorists in fucking training.Slow the fuck down!
getting one of those operations that elongate your penis.
Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers,jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic .
Ten yeras in the country,still no speakee English.
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach.
Mobster thugs sitting in cafes,sipping tea in little glasses,sugar cubes between their teeth,wheelin'
and dealin' and schemin'.
Go back where you fucking came from.
Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff,selling South African apartheid diamonds.
Come on.Your wife deserves this.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers.
Self-styled masters of the universe.
Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hardworking people blind.
Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life.
You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit?
Give me a fucking break.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans.
Twenty to a car,swelling up the welfare rolls.
worst fucking parade in the city.
And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Who's this fuckin' guy?! Get the fuck outta here!
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair,their nylon warm-up suits,their St.anthony medallions,swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats trying to audition for "The Sopranos."
Fuckin' crack your fuckin' head open !
Bensonhurst!bensonhurst!
Fuck the Upper EAst Side wives wth their Hermes scarves and their $50 Balcci artichoke.
Taxi!
Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny.
You're not fooling anybody,sweetheart.
Taxi!
Fuck the Uptown brothers.
They never pass the ball,they don't want to play defense,they take five steps on every layup to the hoop,and then they want to turn around and blame evrything on the white man.
We not giving it up!
We not giving it up!
slavery ended 137 years ago.
Move the fuck on.
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers
and their 41 shots,standing behind a blue wall of silence.
You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands sown some innocent child's pants.
Fuck the church that protects them,delivering us into evil.And while you're at it,fuck J.C.
He got off easy-- a day on the cross ,a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity.Try seven years in fucking Otisville,J.
FUck Osama bin Laden ,AI Qaeda,and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere.
On the names of innoceant thousands murdered,I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell.You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass.
"I notice how many of what Ionce thought
"were evidences of repression ,sexual or otherwis.."
fuck Jacob Elinsky.
Whinin malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend,judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Riviera.I gave her my trust, and she stabbed me in the back.Sold me up the river.Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief,standing behind that bar,sipping on club soda,selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
ALL:Let's go ,Yankees!
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it,from the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avevue,from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in soho,from the tenements in Alphabet city to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island, let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage ,let it burn to fucking ash,and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole art-infested place.
No,Fuck you,Montgomery Brogan.You had it all,and you threw it away,you mb fuck
㈡ 求搞笑的英文電影及台詞，我們學校有一個英語電影配音大賽，求一個段子+台詞（2-3分鍾）
你已經清楚了？
㈢ 英語電影配音用什麼劇本好
這個我知道
可問我在qq上：429351387
㈣ 尋找一段5分鍾左右六或七人一組的英文電影配音片段,最好有對話劇本,沒有也沒關系。拜託了親~
老友記（Six friends）。
㈤ 求英語配音經典片段 5分鍾左右詞+台詞多來幾個.急！！！！！
什麼叫台詞多來幾個？
幾個人的？男女數量？都不說清楚，光急也沒用啊
我有做好現成的功夫熊貓2的消音片段，你要覺得行就發給你
㈥ 英語配音劇本
Slow... down...
Well, well, well
I've got you now fat cat
Hey Luca - is that a new chain you're wearing?
Fella?
Looks good on ya
You look great.
You been working out?
Oh I've been waiting years for this.
Would that be regular years,
or dog-years?
Get away from me pipsqueak!
You're nothing but a...
Luca, this is Odie.
Odie, Luca.
Luca, do me a favour and eat him
for me would you please?
Garfield, are you alright?
I think so.
Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.
If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew-toy
Yeah, he saved your life.
Odie's a hero!
Why? Because I wasn't ripped to shreds?
No: Oldie』s an imbecile,
until further notice.
Hey Moon st, if I were you I'd grab a nice
piece of carpet
Jon doesn't let me sleep up-top
Ever.
Odie...
You wanna sleep in the bed?
Ok
What?
Good boy.
You wanna sleep on the bed tonight?
Yes I do. Yes...
I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks
Good night Odie
Good night Garfield
Great, wish me luck with the nightmares
Another day ruined.
Oh, you little suck up!
Whoa baby
No.
Down. Down mb dog
What part of 'no' don't you understand?
The push off the chair?
I don't wanna play
Oh, look...
What am I supposed to say?
Thanks for saving my hide with Luca?
Ok, thanks for saving my hide with Luca.
Get off!
Where was I? Right here.
Whoa, that was a cheap shot.
Hit a guy when he's not looking?
Ok...
Oh, excuse me, I think you may have
forgotten something.
I saw this and I thought, I was pretty sure
it was your...
Watch out!
You see, you can't touch this.
That's right. Don't sneak up on me, baby.
Oh, come on with that!
Get that weak step outta here!
Is that butt broken?
No it's something like this here....
Can you do this?
Shouldn't those hips be in the shop?
Walk this way please...
I'ma walking the dog
Let's step it up a little bit,
something like this....
Whoa, look at this!
Watch out now!
Watch out for this thing!
You probably should've practiced in the
garage before you stepped up to someone of my level.
Bash up!
Maybe something a little bit more challenging.
How about this?
Look who's here on the porch.
I'm walking the porch.
I'm holding the torch,
I'm ready to scorch.
Hey!
Look, Garfield's dancing with Odie.
They're like buddies now!
Odie, what are you doing here?
I was doing a solo dance,
and a creepy dog comes up next to me...
Did you guys see that?
Thank you fellas, thank you.
Uh oh, here's more trouble.
Look at the goony look on his face!
Come here Odie
Taking him back to the vet?
You're taking him back to the kennel, right?
Are you putting him up for adoption?
Hey Garfield, Jon's taking Odie on his
date with Liz and he's leaving you behind!
㈦ 介紹適合配音的英語電影片段，7個人，大概10分鍾。（最好是有消音版的）
七個人的不大好找哎~六個人左右比較好找些~個人推薦動畫片，如《馬達加斯加123》、《冰河世紀1234》、《功夫熊貓1、2》、《怪物史萊克1234》、《叢林大反攻12》、《艾爾文與花栗鼠3》這些電影都是至少5個角色以上，不過有些人的話也就幾句。推薦：1.《冰河世紀3》44:10-48:29這四分鍾的片段，講的是一行6人進入死亡谷。
雖然主要角色是六個，但是因為裡面有變聲，可以多一個。其次，這段非常搞笑，非常適合配音，如果覺得短，可以前後延長一下~2.《功夫熊貓1》中45:45-48:15那段吃面比較搞笑，如果嫌短可以從41分鍾開始。美劇的人物也比較多，如《老友記》《生活大爆炸》《老爸老媽浪漫史》，不過語速比較快，不太適合配音~不知道你是想表演還是單純的配音，以上都比較適合表演~消音版實在是不好找。。。希望對你有幫助~謝謝~